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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 81 points 8 months ago

It's dangerous to hide small plastic capsules in candy ..... but it's perfectly Ok for anyone to buy an assault rifle.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

just be happy there’s no assault rifle in the capsule

[-] Player2@sopuli.xyz 16 points 8 months ago

What do you mean? It's my God given right to store my assault rifle inside my plastic capsule inside my candy! Who are you to tell me not to?

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

It won't fit. But bullets would.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I'd eat more candy if it came stuffed with 9mm.

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago
[-] sour@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

from: beanbag america

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

The food code should probably just be amended. It pretty generically says that you can’t have “nonnutritive” stuff inside of it, unless that stuff is safe to consume. That’s a pretty reasonable thing, but it should probably be tweaked for nonnutritive stuff that is easy to spot and less likely to be mistaken for food.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago

Yep. It's the same law keeping sawdust out of food that is also banning kinder eggs.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

law keeping sawdust out of food

Grated parmesan has entered the chat.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago

Americans are so stupid these would kill more kids than school shooters if they were legal.

[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

We all assume people are at least as smart as we think we are but honestly they aren't. It's scary how many stupid people there are even if you are at the lower part of the average. Millions... It's always the lowest common denominator that the world ends up being built for it seems and that means it's not required for millions above that...

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