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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 hours ago

It's because the rest is all degens from upcountry.

[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.world 53 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Winnipeg has almost a million people!!

Peggers represent

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Fun Fact, a lot of North Dakotans live higher north than half of Canadians.

[–] Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 15 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

If I understand correctly based on a map and Wikipedia, the concept of "a lot of people" does not exist in North Dakota, though.

I had never heard of the city of Bismarck, their state capital of more than 70 thousand inhabitants, a bit over 10% of the state's population. But, now I do. I also had not thought there can be a state capital with that little population. (And then this made me curious and I learned that in Germany the smallest state capital is Schwerin, in the state of Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, and it has about 98 000 inhabitants in a state of 1½ million inhabitants.)

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Speaking of Germany, Bismarck is named after Otto von and when he was still alive! Greater Bismarck includes Mandan too, so it’s a bit more like 100k+ people in the area, but yeah it’s pretty small. Lots of the middle west is like that. They need to be consolidated into a single state for the senate lol

[–] Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 2 points 16 hours ago

Awesome trivia! Thanks! :)

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The subset is a lot of and the set is North Dakotans.

If you have a room of ten people a lot of them can have things in common.

[–] Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 0 points 10 hours ago

Don't worry, I did already understand this :)

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ayyyy one of the 15% that doesn't live near the border checking in 😎

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 hours ago

username checks out

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

How's the weather up there?

[–] Pistcow@lemmy.world 19 points 22 hours ago
[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 75 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (14 children)

America isn't any better. Depending on what statistic you are looking at, 40% to 75% of all Americans live within 100 miles of the border

Not so fun fact: if American border patrol agents stop you within the 100 mile zone, they can ignore parts of the fourth amendment and perform what would normally be illegal search and seizure

100 Mile Zone

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

can ice do more shit in the 100 mile zone or nah?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yes and it includes 'within 100 miles of an airport'.

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 20 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

so basically the entire us?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yep, which is why its more or less blatant ignorance of the constitution

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it's not ignorance, otherwise how would they clean their butts?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

who ever claimed ICE cleans their butts?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Then how do they get so nuch shit and ass hair on the constitution?

Don't be such a hyperbolic drama queen; I'm sure theres like a ten square foot area in south dakota or something.

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[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

In B.C.'s defense, imo, most of the land to the North is either too mountainous ^[1][2.1]^ or has too harsh a climate ^[2.2]^ to be realistically inhabitable. I think it's also worth noting that 15.4% of B.C.'s lands are protected ^[3]^.

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  1. Type: Document (PDF). Title: "BC Fact Sheet". Publisher: "Super, Natural British Columbia". Accessed: 2025-08-09T04:10Z. URI: https://www.hellobc.com/content/uploads/2019/04/TM_BCFactSheet.pdf.
    • Type: Text. Location: [§"The Land". ¶2]

      Ten mountain ranges push west from the Canadian Rockies in the east to the Coast Mountains and the Vancouver Island Ranges in the west, and ancient temperate rainforests hug the coast. In between are rolling grasslands, lush valleys, tens of thousands of lakes, glacier-fed rivers, and even semi-arid desert. Mountains cover 75% of the province.

  2. Type: Article. Title: "British Columbia". Publisher: "Wikipedia". Published: 2025-08-08T03:18Z. Accessed: 2025-08-09T05:48Z. URI: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Columbia.
    1. Type: Image. Filename: "BC_Elevation.svg". Author: "Awmcphee". Published: 2024-04-27. Location: §"Geography". URI: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:BC_Elevation.svg.

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    2. Type: Image. Filename: "British_Columbia_Köppen.svg". Author: "Adam Peterson". Published: 2016-08-12. Location: [§"Geography"§"Climate"]. URI: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:British_Columbia_K%C3%B6ppen.svg.

  3. Type: Article. Title: "Protected Lands & Waters in B.C.". Publisher: ["Environmental Reporting BC". "Ministry of Environment". "British Columbia".]. Published: 2016-06. Accessed: 2025-08-09T05:59Z. URI: https://www.env.gov.bc.ca/soe/indicators/land/protected-lands-and-waters.html.
    • Type: Text. Location: ¶1.

      […] Protected lands and waters cover 15.4% of B.C.'s land base and 3.2% of B.C.'s marine areas. […]

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 129 points 1 day ago (7 children)

85% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the American border. And yous claim you don't want to be part of them.

*(runs and hides)*

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago

Who are you running and hiding from?

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 74 points 1 day ago (8 children)

If anything, this proves how much Canadians don't want to be Americans.

Canadian weather is shitty, you can't grow crops for most of the year. During the fraction of the year where the climate is suitable for growing crops, the variety of things that grow is small compared to what's possible in the US. And, as bad as winter can be, summer's no good either. You don't want to be outside in the winter because it's -30, and you don't want to be outside in the summer because it's +35. The cost of living in Canada is high because you need to heat your home in the winter and cool it in the summer. Almost everybody drives a car because of that "being outside sucks" thing, but cars are expensive to own and operate in Canada. There's the cost of winter tires, more expensive winter fuels, antifreeze in the windshield washer, plus the constant freeze/thaw cycle wrecks the road surfaces, which results in potholes, which results in more wear and tear on cars. In addition, to make driving safe they drop a lot of salt and sand, which just rusts your car. Because the country is a thin strip, everything is far away, and everything communications-related is expensive. And, a low population relative to the US means that a lot of companies just don't offer services in Canada because it isn't worth it to comply with Canadian laws just to get the same number of customers you could get from a single American state. I could keep going on and on.

Yet, despite all that, Canadians huddle up as close as possible to the border for warmth, but refuse to go any further south because that would mean entering the US. As bad as Canada's climate is, putting up with that is an easy decision to make when the alternative is 'Murica.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (10 children)

One minor correction. The reason Canadians drive is not because the weather sucks, Canadians drive so much because our country refuses to build real transit or walkability. Hell half our country is going to court because a few of our provincial premiers want building bike lanes to be illegal. There are other countries with similar climates to Canada where people don't need to extensively rely on their car to live their daily life.

Id also say that the biggest factor to cost of living is cost of housing, which is largely related to our cities making it nearly impossible to build any housing that isnt detached single family homes with minimum lot sizes and set back requirements. This also reinforces the car dependancy

[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seriously, half the fucking country lives in the Québec City - Windsor corridor and we don't even have a high speed train there?? It's a political issue, not a geographical one.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

But Canada is "too big" for rail. Except of course all those railways 100 years ago that pretty much made this nation possible, or how nearly every city had trams in most neighborhoods.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 hours ago

except for the places in the north where people CURRENTLY LIVE that are only reachable by train and airplane (not even sure about the last one, might be helicopter if the terrain is shitty enough)

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 4 points 12 hours ago

And the Trans-Siberian railway has existed for years, is thousands of miles long in awful conditions, AND electrified. We don't have an excuse.

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 101 points 1 day ago (9 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 87 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Yes, but instead of guarding against white walkers from the north it’s pedos from the south.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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