They used the same song for the 2017 reboot, so that wouldn’t work. (Same lyrics, new recording.)
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Can confirm. My kid’s watched the series over summer break and it’s been stuck in my head.
🎶🎵Duck Tales WOO HOO 🎶🎵
Ok what about Darkwing Duck or TaleSpin?
They’d work. They both got referenced in the DuckTales reboot (along with Gummi Bears and Rescue Rangers), but they never got their own modern shows.
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Ah, yes, but did they do the full 3 minute version that most 80s and 90s Disney cartoon series had?
It’s only two minutes, but it still has two verses, the bridge, and the key change for the last chorus. I think they upped the tempo in the new version, so they burn through the song faster.
Well, I can't be mad about that.
Its actually crazy wholesome. Harkens back to the idealistic ideas of the 'venture capitalist'. But in serious, its good.
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So, in Ireland, you need to go to a so called Off License to purchase alcohol or ciggies (the latter you can purchase at a newsagent as well). Went to my local grocery shop which had its own Off License to buy some tobacco. New guy working there, apparently from Poland. He asked me for my ID. I gave him my ID from another EU country which is basically the size of a credit card. He would absolutely not believe me that this was my official ID - even though as far as I know, the Polish IDs are the same format. He insisted I'd have to provide him with a drivers license (which I never had in the first place) or to show him my passport (which I didn't own either since you don't need one travelling from one EU country to another). This went back and forth for about ten minutes until I asked to speak to the manager for the first time ever in my life. Manager popped by and I explained what was going on. The manager checked my ID card and told the new guy: 'Of course that's an official ID, you gobshite...'. It made me chuckle and off I went with my tobacco.
For those curious, the "off" means "off premises" (or something like that, they may use a different wording), so a license for a store that can sell alcohol that must be taken elsewhere to be consumed, i.e. a liquor store or package store. The inverse is an "On-License", a license to sell alcohol that may be consumed on premises, so things like bars, pubs, and restaurants.
In Australia🦘 we call this a takeysip.
No we don't, literally never heard of that.
I'm gonna believe the other guy because it's funnier that way.
Are you one of those 40 year olds that look like they are 15 or something?
Close, 38. :D
Stop trying to pretend you're younger, spez
I am totally not Spez.
Sure buddy *winks*
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Yeah the IDs should be the same across the EU except for the background motive
Edit: nvm they're all over the place
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I’d also accept “The Nations of the World” by Yakko Warner.
Singing that one from memory is quite a feat
Especially with all the countries that no longer exist!
That's how you know they're old.
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"If youre a cop you're a genius because no millennial bartender can resist that"
Me at 21 with a beard: No questions
Me at 34 with no beard: No questions . Damn, ouch.
🎵Life is like a hurricane🎶
here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes
It’s a… duck blur?
Might solve a mystery,
Or rewrite history!
I can only do it in Finnish D:
I can do the whole Fresh Prince intro, though! Back in school in the early ‘00s my geo teacher jokingly said “extra credit to anyone who can recite the Fresh Prince intro in front of class” and I stood up and recited it. Got points on my next assignment for it. Thanks, early /b/.
Did you do the extra verse with the flight, or was it the usual version where he takes a cab from Philadelphia to Bel Air?
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Duck tales has had a reboot that has the same theme tune. It's no longer a useful form of age verification.
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This doesn't work if you have ADHD:
Life is like a hurricane,
Here in, Duck-berg!
something something rhymes with cane,
It's a, duck-blur!
Let's solve a mystery,
or rewrite history!
Ducktales! Ooh oo
And that's all I've got.
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Hmm, how about the Samurai Pizza Cats or Fresh Prince theme?
Perhaps cheat codes for the original Doom, Duke Nukem 3D and StarCraft?
A Newgrounds username and password?
Recite the Konami code, how to use it in Contra, and what does it give you?
it gives you
Bruises on the arm from a sibling for wasting all the extra lives.
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No? Ducktales not good enough? Okay, then what about ....
Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should terrorize their neighborhood. But Heathcliff just won't be undone, playing pranks on every one.
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Pfft, I would have given the cashier a menu:
Rescue Rangers
TMNT theme
Darkwing Duck
TaleSpin
......woo hoo?
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