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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 points 2 days ago

I'm quite happy with my guy squad who are now middle aged nerds who don't feel the need for stupid epic stuff nor throwing shit at traffic signs.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When you harm public infrastructure, you’re hurting yourself.

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

And everyone who is walking through those glass shards

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 38 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I feel like there is some redundancy here with the guy throwing rocks and the guy throwing glass bottles at street signs. I think one friend could manage to do both

[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Nah, it's been tried before, and we've determined the roles are most efficiently split between two people.

That's just 6 roles per person!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Sometimes you need a Josh. Sometimes you need a chad.

[–] xyguy@startrek.website 9 points 3 days ago

Rock guy is the wildcard fun guy.

Bottle guy is the liability guy.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 3 days ago

Yeah, but combo guy will have to work seven days a week.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 3 points 3 days ago

You can definitely combine that further down into 2-3 guys with overlaps if you find the right people.

[–] bonsai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The guy who only says dumb shit, reporting for doodie

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The guy who is freakin Genius, at your service 🫡

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Better still, I'll fix your whole life so you don't need a car! 🤯

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

There's quite a few things to fix. Please get started

[–] seralth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Heh you says doodie

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.

Ugh...yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is this post secretly a logic question?

Yes but im not into masculinity enough to decode it.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Sort of like a Venn diagram question.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Can 1,3,5;8,9,11 be the same guy and crack his own skull at the very start?

[–] astutemural@midwest.social 6 points 2 days ago

This seems like a D&D encounter

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Im the one who only says dumb shit, according to everyone.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 3 days ago

Classic BudgetBandit, always saying some dumb shit!

guy who only says dumb shit

hello yes I would like to apply to join a squad

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Sounds like you could find one guy and meet all the guy squad requirements

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 3 days ago

"The Guy who is a One-Guy Guy Squad"

[–] Zexks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If you throw bottles at street signs youre a piece of shit who deserves to be run over.

Sounds like the plot to the outsiders

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I definitely fill three of these roles. Also, you forgot "the tall guy."

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

hello tall guy, i am the short guy

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Buddy that spot is taken, don't make me sic The Muscle on you

i miss wtmmp

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

Bottlechucker and Yapper can have each other but the rest sounds like good squad material.

Hi, I'm not a guy, but I think I can fill most of these roles for you