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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 36 points 6 days ago

Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word "bitch"? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I'm not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Or maybe it's sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 68 points 6 days ago

So glad I suck dick

As if gay men aren't ever catty bitches.

[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

You can say bitch on the internet. We won't tell your mom.

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 32 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The only winning move is not to play

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[–] RedC@sh.itjust.works 40 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can say bitch on the internet

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (5 children)
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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 6 days ago (7 children)

How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 38 points 6 days ago

Naw, you gotta lean in.

Which bitch asked that before me?

the cutest one

[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

About this dick sucking you were talking about...

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago

Eww. Self censorship. 🤮

[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’M the prettiest princess

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You're not only a princess but you're a whole queen 💅

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[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

For the sake of the Saiyan race, Broly has my permission to bed Princess Trunks.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.

Got anything you want to add to that, Siegfried 🧐?

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It's not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.

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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (9 children)

gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.

I’m secure enough myself to add another girlfriend to my polycule. Not gf❤️ though.

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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Can we please either un-censor the word "bitсһ" or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don't mind so much the censorship, it's just the inconsistency that bothers me.

FWIW, one word I do agree should be censored is "removed."

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago (36 children)

My new hobby is emphatically uncensoring memes.

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