And after all these years, we still aren’t sorry for offending slaveowners. John Brown did nothing wrong.
this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2025
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and yet my birthday is on the 25th. hmm 
almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas
Hexbear has existed for longer than the Confederacy.
Yahoo!
In my day we had downvotes and a Korean Soldier broke our internet
It wasn't funny to break the website as a joke
U wot m8?
And we had wreckers who just would not give up on a dumb John Kerry meme
Can't say I would root for those days but anyways - happy caik day.
Thanks 
Feels like the world's only gotten worse since then.
About five years ago is also when I first came out as nonbinary and got told it'd just be a phase by my family
Well I'm still here and I have y'all so the world is good sometimes
We can finally start making good posts
let's not get ahead of ourselves here
13 more years until we get a c/porn.
Trust the plan
Kinda crazy how many people in this thread have been here for 5 years lol
Anybody who tells me happy cake day today is getting an album of my hemorrhoids as revenge.
Edit: HAHA YOU FOOLS, HEMORRHOIDS IS MY CAT'S NAME! YOU'RE GETTING CAT PICTURES INSTEAD!
EW my hexbear is five years old and if your account anniversary isn't today you're a fucking liberal
Or maybe some of us care about OPSEC cause we're doing wetwork IRL gotta be a smooth operator and all. 
My account anniversary was the 25th, liberal
It's kind of amazing that I've only been here since GenZedong shit the bed. So while I'm not old old, I still have been here for a while. Time do be flying for all of us don't it? It's nice being on the only good place on the internet, and it's nice that it is here.
Don't worry... me too tovarish (in fact, you might know me from a different account in lemmygrad.ml)
Do recognize you, the posting during federation was really fucking fun.
I refuse to accept that 5 years have passed already
i wish i had discovered it sooner
Never relax. You never know when the silver legion's plans will finally come to fruition.
Nah the anniversary was 4 days ago
Hexbear is old enough that people who were teenagers when it launched may feel old for the first time because of this post
I think Hexbear grew out of its growing pains by early 2023, with the exception of the dunk_tank shutdown incident.
This vibe has been the norm since that year, I think.
Today? A couple weeks ago or so, I think.
Dort_Owl was born 5 years ago and already is a glorious phoenix flying in the sky, so proud of us.
Another anniversary! Unlimited caik day onto chapo.chat
Yipes