TheLastAxolotl for general secretary, 72trillion for Minister of Education
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State-by-state guide on maintaining firearm ownership
Domain guide on mutual aid and foodbank resources
Tips for looking at financials of non-profits (How to donate amainly)
Community-sourced megapost on the main media sources to radicalize libs and chuds with
Main Source for Feminism for Babies
Maintaining OpSec / Data Spring Cleaning guide
Remain up to date on what time is it in Moscow
there's no minister of beanis this is some bullshit
Minister of Beanis should be a fight to the death between @KuroXppi@hexbear.net @Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net and @Infamousblt@hexbear.net (for my amusement)
Minister of Culture is definitely Dirt Owl
Ulysses
also minister of oil and gas because of how much they're always farting
I'm not that farty
Where is/what happened to Dirt Owl?
Dirt_Owl disappeared around the same a new user called Dort_Owl joined Hexbear.
I got dorted up
Real answer:
spoiler
Lots of reasons, a little opsec, a little preparing for next year when I have less time to be here, a little spring cleaning so I don't have 5 years of comments to be doxxed by. I only ask that no one be weird about it. I'm still here.
They're around. I saw em post sometime last week. Its rare not to see them post at least once a day, but I haven't been lurking hard the last week so
Rule 1: seize the internal ministry
Roll 2d20 difficulty 32
@MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net for Minister of the Red Army for their unmatched knowledge of missile systems
@VILenin@hexbear.net for Minister of Aviation because of his experience in the field
Erika3sis for Minister of the Nationalities
I support erika's nomination
Ouais, she knows about even the more obscure parts of Asia (Central and Caucasus Asia)
yeah let's just post our organizational chart out in the public for all to see 🙄 what's opsec??
Carcosa for minister of internal affairs (hexbear's nkvd).
I figured there'd be more interest in Minister of Railways.
I know right? I figured there'd be people chomping at the bit to be the train lord
Current submissions (as I feel like)
(These aren't final, if you make a good submission I might move things around)
for Communications
spoiler
I'm just a proud citizen of the people's website
To avoid being ruled by too old people I say we headhunt Lemmygrad for their most incomprehensible teens and give them important positions.
Also admins are recused from being included so don't even think of including any of us unless you want to get swirlied
Hexbear Deepstate confirmed!?
Why would I do the CIA's work for them?
@tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net
I feel like they know army stuff for minister of red army
Taught me satisfactory so they'd do heavy industry
📡 )))
Minister of communications
Minister of culture for the emojis
For aviation since they can fly
The comrade in charge of the parenting chat could do education
Whoever was giving updates for the URL snafu should be internal affairs
Is very active on keeping us up to date with the fediverse so they should be minister of foreign affairs
I don't know enough about what general secretaries and the like do to nominate Carcosa or Alaskaball for anything that's worth a smirk or a chuckle unfortunately
There must be some humor here but I can't find it
Whoever does the Sunday Night Kino/Hextube watch parties should be radio and TV
Xhs for ~~finance~~ foreign trade because they know about mmt and stuff
(Not sure which is better suited)