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[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Ooh if construction is still unclaimed I'll totally take it because I just found out about a new-to-me type of masonry wall anchor and it has immediately become my new hyperfixation.

Gotta load up on double expansion anchors for my hollow block because I am the only thing these tapcons are screwing.

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Construction is still unclaimed.

Sicko for Ministry of Construction

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

What about self-sealing stem bolts?

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] YourMom@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

I feel seen. TYSM

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

TheLastAxolotl for general secretary, 72trillion for Minister of Education

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I promise to rule with an Iron fist stalin-pipe

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

@Tervell@hexbear.net for the minister of the red army, outfit our troops with the finest rifles.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I vote we use the smuglord emojj as Tina's avatar as a sick own

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[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (10 children)

there's no minister of beanis this is some bullshit

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's the minister of coal

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[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

Minister of Culture is definitely Dirt Owl

[–] context@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

also minister of oil and gas because of how much they're always farting

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

I'm not that farty owl-pissed

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[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Rule 1: seize the internal ministry

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Edie@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You go straight to gulag. Your name is now Ignatii Yeltsin

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[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

BMF for Minister of Education

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[–] Edie@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Erika3sis for Minister of the Nationalities

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

I support erika's nomination catgirl-salute

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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yeah let's just post our organizational chart out in the public for all to see 🙄 what's opsec??

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[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

@MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net for Minister of the Red Army for their unmatched knowledge of missile systems

@VILenin@hexbear.net for Minister of Aviation because of his experience in the field

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Carcosa for minister of internal affairs (hexbear's nkvd).

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

raiden-source we have our first swirlie victim right here folks

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[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I figured there'd be more interest in Minister of Railways.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know right? I figured there'd be people chomping at the bit to be the train lord

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[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Eco@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Edie@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (37 children)

Current submissions (as I feel like)

(These aren't final, if you make a good submission I might move things around)

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[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just hope we all have fun heart-sickle

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[–] Finger@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

dprk-soldier for Communications

[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

I'm just a proud citizen of the people's website

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