If you got photoshop skills take peoples avatars and plonk them into where you think they'll fit in. And if they don't have an avatar type their name in.
Also admins are recused from being included 
so don't even think of including any of us unless you want to get swirlied
Throw your submissions into the comments!
Edit: if you're not an artesian photoshopper and/or feeling exceptionally lazy (both me for real for real) and can't be bothered to do all that work I'm willing to accept text versions.
Minister of Culture is definitely Dirt Owl
Ulysses
also minister of oil and gas because of how much they're always farting
I'm not that farty
Where is/what happened to Dirt Owl?
Dirt_Owl disappeared around the same a new user called Dort_Owl joined Hexbear.
I got dorted up
Real answer:
spoiler
Lots of reasons, a little opsec, a little preparing for next year when I have less time to be here, a little spring cleaning so I don't have 5 years of comments to be doxxed by. I only ask that no one be weird about it. I'm still here.bit idea: deciding on a new name then slowly morphing into it with transitional accounts changing one letter at a time.
Better grab the Dart_Owl handle before I do
They're around. I saw em post sometime last week. Its rare not to see them post at least once a day, but I haven't been lurking hard the last week so