If you got photoshop skills take peoples avatars and plonk them into where you think they'll fit in. And if they don't have an avatar type their name in.
Also admins are recused from being included 
so don't even think of including any of us unless you want to get swirlied
Throw your submissions into the comments!
Edit: if you're not an artesian photoshopper and/or feeling exceptionally lazy (both me for real for real) and can't be bothered to do all that work I'm willing to accept text versions.
Current submissions (as I feel like)
(These aren't final, if you make a good submission I might move things around)
I'm not that gasssyyyyyyyyyy
there's no minister of piss
I haven't made a piss joke in ages, this is type casting! Where's my lawyer?!
the fact there was no minister of piss is why the soviet union was dissolved
9 days was pretty long ago (I didn't bother searching your comments)
GOD
DAMN
IT
xiaohongshu for minister of finance for their policy of dedollarization and economic knowledge
Finance has to be XHS, no other way.
@Cowbee@hexbear.net for minister of justice, he has the patience to talk and educate the most reactionary lemmylibs
I promise to serve the good people of Hexbear with humility and respect.
I really wanted to get Cowbee and ReadFanon in somewhere. Thank you!
Aww, thanks!
Your comment actually prompted me to see if our esteemed comrade ReadFanon has said anything recently, looks like they are doing okay! Glad to see that, hopefully everything ends up going well for them.
Maybe foreign affairs? ReadFanon has always been excellent to talk to, and seemed to have a way with gentle outreach.
ReadFanon for Foreign Affairs.
Would be nice if there was a position for public libraries or technology, would be good to nominate you for one of those two. Hmmmm....
We need a nerd that likes playing workers and resources: soviet republic or factorio for the chair of gosplan
@PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net took a very large role in organizing Bearmurdered (the Hexbear collaborative Dwarf Fortress fort), which is similar in terms of micromanaging required.
PorkrollPosadist for Chair of GOSPLAN
Potentially: Heavy/Light Industry, Construction, Railways, or Shipbuilding.
@kristina@hexbear.net as the minister of internal affairs so she can send transphobes to the gulag system, and also responsible for Traffic Safety (so she can ban cars)
Kristina kill car
Kristina for Minister of Internal Affairs.
Oh that's some nice and clean work right there
Keeping track below. Feel free to give me arguments for why someone is better suited for a position. Of course dont slander or be mean to comrades. If you would like to be removed from this list (and the graphic above) just say so.
Contested
Red Army:Radio & TV:
Education:
Culture:
Foreign Affairs:
Aviation:
Foreign Trade:
nominations
thelastaxolotl for General SecretaryEdie for Second CPSU Secretary (self)
PorkrollPosadist for GOSPLAN
72trillion for Chairman of the Council of Ministers
Tervell for Red Army (x2)
tactical_trans_karen for Red Army
MarmiteLover123 for Red Army
xiaohongshu for Finance (x2)
happybadger for Agriculture
kristina for Internal Affairs
72Trillion for Foreign Affairs
ReadFanon for Foreign Affairs
thelastaxolotl for Foreign Affairs
Cowbee for Justice
RedWizard for Education
72trillion for Education
BMF for Education
Dort_Owl for Oil and Gas
FunkyStuff for Heavy Industry
sickos for Construction (self) sexywheat for Railways (self)
Hestia for Shipbuilding (self)
VILenin for Aviation
Dort_Owl for Aviation
21Gramsci for Radio & TV
TankieTanukie for Radio & TV
wombat for Radio & TV
Grebgreb for Radio & TV
RION for Communications
xiaohongshu for Foreign Trade
anarchoilluminati for Foreign Trade (self)
Dort_Owl for Culture (x2)
WhyEssEff for Culture
Ulyssus for Culture
Erika3sis for Nationalities
WhyEssEff came up with
which I think is our most important cultural export. I think she's well suited for ministry of Culture.
72trillion for the Chairman of the Council of Ministers since its the head of goverment "Management of the activities of the government" like how 72 has to make sure the news mega doesnt fall into struggle sessions.
"Representation of the Soviet Union in international relations" like how he posts about current International events in the mega body
I might move 72trillion to Chairman of the Council of Ministers, and make RedWizard Minister of Education?
Sounds good, bmf could be like one of the old bolsheviks
my reasoning was
21Gramsi for Radio for operating piratefeeds.net
TankieTanukie for TV for operating tankie.tube
I humbly beg before the Revolutionary People's Court, may I please be Minister of Foreign Trade?
I don't have any qualifications for the office but I have... uh... certain connections that may be in our interest to utilize.
anarchoilluminati for Minister of Foreign Trade.
(I'll update the graphic tomorrow)
i support your nomination
Thank you, Comrade General Secretary!
I was thinking of nominating myself for Second CPSU Secretary, so I searched up the name to learn what they did, and well...
Edie for Second CPSU Secretary