Okay you say that now, but what happens when you get folded over and thrown in a bag and--
You know what, I'm just going to stop right there.
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Then, suddenly after being carried for a while you stop and in the darkness of the bag something smoothly enters your nice little power hole. After a while you're pulled out of the bag and someone starts rapidly poking stuff into all your ports, and you're nearly there as someone reaches our and gently starts touching your keys-
I'm also gonna stop, I'm now afraid of myself and what I was capable of creating
I think I was more just trying to figure out the anatomy. Like I questionsed, their eye is the camera? So does that mean they are opening the screen, and why do they have multiple cameras. Then I realized phones have a bunch now and I haven't looked at laptops in a long while so it could very well be that they have 2 and I don't know. That said. Now I'm wondering if some have 3 cameras top left, center and right. So the left and right can capture a 3 dimensional images/video.
Macbook air can't even understand
Where there is a hole there is a way.
macbook getting cucked
pottery
Pretty sure that's a 15" Pro not an Air, that comes with twice as many ports standard. Of course they were all Thunderbolt 3 lol.
But these are out of production anyway. Newer ones have more port choice again. Airs still only get thunderbolt 4.
Newer ones have more port choice again.
There is no choice though, you can't keep it TB4 only like the older models or the air, you're forced to have a bunch of legacy ports.
I clearly meant there's just more ports. Framework aside, you've never really been able to choose your own ports.
The Pro still has TB4 too, in addition to the legacy ports.
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Smooth like a Ken doll.
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this is what docking stations are for
Dock me baby
That docking station made my MacBook take 2HDMIs, 6 USBs, 2 AUX. she’s taking it all and still got room for more.
God is dead
I/Ohhhhhh yeah!
Interface all my ports baby
An RJ45 cable doesn't feel great..
Lies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_whip
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck?
Oh get over yourself, it's just some spanking tradition, ..
If it has the little bar that prevents it from being pulled out, something will be ripped off
Who said it's being pulled out when the laptop chooses? Just means it comes out when the laptops owner chooses, and then it comes out nicely when they release the bar, haha
This is like the dirtiest thing I've ever read that didn't actually contain anything overtly dirty
How do I change the USB notification sound to animeSqueak.mp3? Asking for a friend
I do wish I had as many more useful holes. I only have 7. Right?
we established in another thread that the number of holes on a person is difficult to calculate, it needs a biologist and a topologist working together.
If you count pores its a big job.
actually, pores are just dents
So then I’m just a lips and asshole donut?
I don't know, and the reason I don't know is that the ear nose and throat system is too complex to figure out in my head in terms of how many holes it has, if any.
Fair enough, I’m no holologist
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Get 2 micropenis men. Enjoy your double nose job.
Those are rookie numbers
brainrot
Anime pfp ☑️
Degenerate sexual something ☑️
Something racist ❌
I will take it.
Thank you for the particular feeling of fucked up laughter I didn't know i needed this morning.
The desk clutter for this setup makes my eye twitch. I’d rather have 1 or 2 cords connected and a dock tucked away.
Edit: Ports good for flexibility on the go. But at home, I don’t want a rat’s nest of cables. Cable management is what separates us from the animals.
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I'm so jealous of the laptop-- I mean, god has abandoned us.
ThinkPad life!
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