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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 82 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This doesn't seem to be a shitpost. This seems pretty cool.

[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Message hits hard!

[–] scott@lemmy.org 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The solution to DUIs is less car-dependent infrastructure.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean socialism? You goddamn commie.

It is my god given right to crash my car while drunk.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gotta let jesus take the wheel.

He's drunk too.

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you ever gone to church and tasted his blood, that's the highest blood/alcohol content ever !

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Whoa. He must be like some sorta vampire. Is that why they all drink his blood too? In the hopes of becoming immortal vampire?

[–] corodius@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Do you want ghosts? because this is how you get ghosts.

(in seriousneas though i love this idea)

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That is what it is most likely made of, yes

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Cool idea, not a shitpost though.

[–] CorruptionIsBad@thelemmy.club 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn't toronto just removed their bikelane because the mayor was high on crack?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Correlation does not equal causation

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

And yet, the patron in this picture is still putting the glass on the wood.

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Don't drink and drive dumdum, just get a ride home from your mommy or get the brus" - Dr. Steve Brule

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Bubbey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I guess they do News now after Brule left?

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

TIL they are called a coaster.

[–] Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Neat, thanks

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Cup holder is different it's a recessed indent that holds your cup, eg in a car or a hole in the armrest of sofa.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“The thing your put under a cup” , or poháralátét

[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And that's about everything I know in Hungarian :)

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Frankly, there is not much more worth knowing at this time in our history

[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sad, I'd like to know a bit more since we have a Hungarian neighbor, Ive never gotten the opportunity to learn more.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Well, if you have anything you want to know, feel free to hit me up. I’m happy to entertain your curiosity:)

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

I learned this in 1996 when the bloodhound gang released their album One fierce beer coaster.

I feel old now

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

While the idea is wholesome, it makes a pretty bad coaster imho: coasters are meant to prevent condensation droplets on the table right? A thin sheet of metal is the last material that should be used.

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you know there isn't a sheet of felt or cork glued to the metal coaster?

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

You got me there

[–] Flatfire@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Someone listened to Lateral recently

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago

The spirit of the drunk within demands an offering of blood alcohol, and will do anything it can to extract it.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world -3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I mean, if the bar owner actually cared, they wouldn't be the owner of a bar. But it's great for fake internet points so ya know.

It's like Nestlé saying "we care, truly" while stealing from water sources. Like, sure, you keep telling yourself that.

[–] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Why do you think that they don't care? You can have a bar and care about your custommers not killing someone. It might be a small business, or yeah it might not be the owner, it might be a manager. You never know.

I'm from Czechia. We're known for socks in sandals and drinking beer. But outside of few village idiots, noone driks and drive.

[–] elaina_pits@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah its just another marketing, refusing to serve people who comes with car will be a much impactful action if he truly care.

[–] ponygirl42@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah sure lets close all bars so people will stop drinking alcohol.

I run a bar and I really fucking care.

We keep a close eye on our drunks and take away car keys and/or call cabs even after small amounts of alcohol.

Holding a piece of a crashed car in your hands might have a positive impact on someone or spark a discussion. I just sent that picture to my contact at one of the institutions for safer drinking I work with. I think that coaster might safe a life or two and that is enough for me to validate its existence. It sure reminded me of my duty to keep my guests in check and to remind my staff to do the same.

I know many bars don`t give a shit and those bars should get their liquor license revoked.

But many bars like mine offer a safe space for people to unwind and socialize. For many we are the only place where they get a warm welcome and someone to talk to.

Ingesting poison is part of the human expirience and will be forever, don't dunk on us for moderating it.

Oh and fuck nestle of course.