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[–] enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 2 days ago

As always, relevant XKCD. https://xkcd.com/1471/

[–] individual@toast.ooo 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

one wolf is gay

the other wolf is gay

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One wolf is straight

The other is gay

I am bisexual

(☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Sexy time with inner self ensues

[–] ilost7489@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Solution: wolf airstrike

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have two chimps inside me. They keep flinging shit at each other. And then devour the faces of whoever comes close to them.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well this sounds like an easy one to deal with if you care

Just trick them into eating each other's faces dude what's the problem man

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

If you try to trick Laziness, then Hyperactivity eats your face. And vice versa. They claim dibs on fucking with each other.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but is this one of the monkeys talking, running interference?

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

More like both talking at the same time. In a huge cacophony.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This should have been the premise of inside out. A kid learning how the world is, having to figure it into their inner sense of the world, and finding out doing so aged and matured them. Doing so well got them respect, but every now and then there'd be fall back, unresolvable problems, and things that upset them and they needed comfort from.

[–] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's a good premise but at this point it sounds like a completely different movie.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The Matrix 5: Heart Of The Swarm.

[–] wh0_cares@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago

Have you tried releasing a truck with the 7 ice cold beers? I hear trucks are really effective at stoping deer.

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then issue extra hunting permits to help keep the deer population inside of you from getting out of control.

[–] scapegarced@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

How do I get hunters inside me?

[–] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] haywire7@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Tell them you value their beliefs?

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

there are lotka and volterra inside you doggirl-smart

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Good names for wolves.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Fuck the ranchers. Cattle are a large part of climate change.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

That you, Yellowstone old buddy?

[–] brianary@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

This is Crazy Jane from Doom Patrol.

[–] very_poggers_gay@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My psychologist told me they were trained in IFS, internal farm systems therapy

[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago

[the town inside me]