this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2025
717 points (96.3% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

34156 readers
3765 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 25 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

False, polar bears are called "polar" because every polar bear is a polar opposite color from every other polar bear.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

180° from white on a spherical color space is white

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

[–] Homesnatch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's okay, Eyes aren't real.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Seeing is not believing.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

but how can you see if you can't see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

When this happens search for "goatse" you should be see it even after your eyes are closed.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Nice try but this is obviously just another attempt to distract from epsteins list. Still amazing though!

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here I was thinking this was more of the science memes

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I, too, was fooled. Fortunately I went to the loo for a break because nothing was behaving at work. The confused humour was great.

Thanks OP - you've really added value!

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Ce ne sont pas des ours polaires.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Mind blown 🤯

[–] Siresly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Red bear eat beet. Green bear eat pear.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Seeing is believing

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

North vs south polar bear

[–] anyhow2503@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Could be a YTP quote

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If it’s black, fight back

If it’s brown, lay down

If it’s white, good night

If it’s red, shake hand

If it’s green, eat bean

Its not tho. Irs a pic of one bear 5wice. I bet that bear roesmt look red or green.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This made me cackle, thank you

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hi! I’m a Cosmo Coin!