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[–] Strath@lemmy.world 91 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

She should call her doctor.

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 3 points 1 month ago

Leave my granny out of this godamnit

[–] gabbath@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago
[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The first one is really close

[–] debil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Anal Intelligence

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago
[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago

I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 23 points 1 month ago

set in a bundt

Are you quite sure that's the word you want?

[–] iamdisappoint@reddthat.com 21 points 1 month ago

I see you everywhere, Anomancy...

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Not sure if butthole or alien parasite larva.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

The cloaca of an alien parasite larva

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's the difference? I'm so hard right nowwwww!!!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only one will lay eggs inside you.

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[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Just cover it in some chocolate sauce. That'll make it look better.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 15 points 1 month ago
[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago

Oh my god, it's a Bundt hole!

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago
[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Serving suggestion: Mars bar.

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[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago
[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago
[–] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 1 month ago

That looks fantasstic

[–] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It looks like a toothless sand worm from dune or a lamprey.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your innocence is endearing

[–] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

At my age, thats a compliment :) Plus,I saw that too...but the ones I described are scarier to me.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago
[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] YummyYugi@ani.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Jelly" Hugh Janus, what a great fella

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

What that jello do???

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 5 points 1 month ago
[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

After lumming aunt Carol’s jello dessert, I’m no longer welcome at church potlucks.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

She looks so fucking good right there. Just submitting her hole out in the open

[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Looks more like a cervix.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

I'll whip some up in a jiffy

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

blood bagel

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I once had a boyfriend like that.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yogg'Saron demands tribute

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Be a good toy and bite the pillow. You know we have to check your bad place.

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.

[–] 60d@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago
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