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[โ€“] john_brown@hexbear.net 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

PENIS SHEATH AND TUFT POORLY DEVELOPED

cmon he's right there be nice

[โ€“] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Don't even talk to me unless your penis tuft is immaculate ๐Ÿ’…

grossest joke I've ever made. Ban me.

[โ€“] ghosts@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

come at me, motherfucker, I bet the tip of your tail don't even reach your hocks

nice thermal window, jackass

plains ass 25 degree ass hump angle having ass

nice penis sheath tho, I'll give you that. Well developed tbh

[โ€“] segfault11@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

Wood Bison

POORLY DEVELOPED

nominative determinism L

[โ€“] Goblin@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago
[โ€“] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

That's right, I'm known for a mean anterior hump with my well-developed penis tuft

[โ€“] Euergetes@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the wood bison is nimble and has dexterity lost to the "superior" plains bison

[โ€“] uSSRI@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Euergetes@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

forest bison wields modern small arms! even surface to air missiles and technicals

[โ€“] uSSRI@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The lumbering plains bison's well developed penis tuft will be its undoing when the tufts keep snagging on tripwires

[โ€“] Euergetes@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

protracted bisons war on the plains type bison imperialism

[โ€“] Carl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

dex build bison

Our majestic wood bison vs their abominable plains bison

[โ€“] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Lmao weak ass anterior hump angle

[โ€“] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Y is everyone so mean to wood bison smh

[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

poorly developed penis sheath

[โ€“] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

The tuft is what really counts.

[โ€“] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

He's trying his BEST meow-tableflip

[โ€“] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wood Bison has some sharp edges.

[โ€“] RNAi@hexbear.net 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

PS1 ass bison

[โ€“] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Check out this dope ass bison

[โ€“] Des@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

going to air out my heat window anyone want to join me?