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[–] GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I got phone time when I was in the psychiatric hospital…

Yeah, I just had my phone the whole time. It turns out that completely cutting people off from their support network doesn't promote mental wellbeing.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] geeBlek@lemmings.world 2 points 6 days ago

It's Apsalar now

This is literally me with an ex-girlfriend.

[–] goofystench@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

me when i was on duolicious

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 105 points 1 week ago (14 children)

"I can fix her"?

She can break me.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Twice this year, it's a him but yes. They make borderline in boys too.

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I once dated a girl for a while but we stopped dating because she was just too BPD for me to handle. The passion & sex were great, but the mood swings, lies, paranoia, etc. were just too much.

We remained friends though for a very long time. Went our separate ways but were always in touch. Eventually she got into drugs & dating real bad dudes, and I tried to get her to get a grip and stop the drugs & ruining her life. She ghosted me. Eventually she responded (or rather her boyfriend did) that she was in a psych ward for rehab. Our friendship resumed when she got out.

A year later she died. I met her family at the funeral, befriended them. One day I mentioned her psych ward stay. Her mom said she was never in a psych ward. She pulled up texts on her phone from the date range when she allegedly was in the ward.

The whole thing was a sham. She told me she was in the psych ward / rehab to get me off her back. The txt from her bf was just her.

I miss my friend dearly, but finding that out broke my heart.

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

I'm sorry she couldn't accept your help. You have to forgive yourself. Some people cannot be saved.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She's probably going to need a good lay after that one.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There's not generally a bounty of desirable dick in the psych ward, trust me

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Men love BPD chicks because we'll be obsessed with them and could suck the paint off a trailer hitch but they act all shocked when they realize they need Steve Irwin level animal handling skill to not get their face chewed off and that they might just get speared to death anyway. My guy, do you want to live life on the edge or not?

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[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago

Girls with grippy socks give the best ~~blowjobs~~ footjobs.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

This is how you become the ghost.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lol, this literally happened to me once.

Long story short, a girl I knew but always figured was way out of my league expressed interest in me. We quickly started dating, I thought I was the luckiest guy in the world. A few weeks go by and she just ghosts me. Nothing for weeks, I was going nuts. Finally I get a message from her, she had checked herself into the psych ward, and wound up hooking up with one of the staff while she was there.

Dodged a real one there...

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 31 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Hooking up with one of the staff? Yikes

I don't deny that you may have dodged a bullet, but I feel like the staff of a psych ward hooking up with patients is hella fucked up. Even if both people are adults, I think consent in that context is pretty dubious.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 13 points 6 days ago

wholeheartedly agree. I was but 19 years old though and less wise in the ways of the world. I occasionally try to look her up but have had no luck, I really hope she turned out ok. Been decades though.

[–] boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 3 points 6 days ago

From what I heard its super common for psych ward staff to be doing patients. And yeah it can't be very helpful in their situation...

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago (6 children)

How about not putting your dick in crazy?

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't think you understand the demographics of a psych ward. When I went (technically a pediatric one) it was 50% people who self harm and got caught, 30% people who are depressed and it got too bad, 10% overdoses, and only 10% 'crazy' people

a lot game from disadvantaged backgrounds and just didn't have the best start with abusive parents and shit and take it out on themselves. They just need stability and care, care that a significant other could give.
I guess I could be put into this category too.

the 'crazy' people were chill, they just talked to themselves and saw stuff sometimes. They're not like.. mean.

the 'crazy' people that you are probably thinking of aren't the ones who go to the psych ward. They say that they're normal and blame others for their issues. They're the ones who don't want to be associated with people with depression and bipolar syndrome so they don't seek treatment for it and get WAY worse than if they went to therapy instead of drugs.

It's also worth noting that the 'crazy' people you're thinking of aren't past saving. They need help too. They probably started off with a bad background and weren't taught how to take accountability and coping techniques. It's just really, REALLY difficult to admit you need help and to go through the process of getting it.

People do recover and should be given assistance, assistance that the American system doesn't give.

[–] LemmyPlay@lemmings.world 4 points 6 days ago

Thanks for the perspective

[–] lemonskate@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (7 children)

crazy people need dick too

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[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Stfu mentally ill people deserve affection as much as anyone.

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[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Look at you, trying to force "common sense" into people. How "admirable".

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[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

There are enough for everyone: https://cagedladies.com/

A lot of normal women who got into trouble, but also some crazy ones.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fucking sliding doors moment right here, reading this comment is the proximate cause of my eventual murder and dismemberment by a big tiddy jailbird gf.

Dude I fucking hate that movie. I'm in the (personal, not global. I know we're all in the global bad universe) bad universe and I do not like thinking about the good one

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