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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

I understand biology, but I've also seen a woman shoving a bad dragon tentacle literally 2 feet long all the way inside her pussy and seeing it bluge above her belly button. And the fucking base of the dildo was like 7 inches in diameter.

So I guess nature finds a way...

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 hours ago

I scrolled past this eye catching tummy while at salon LMAO

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Me: It's a drawing, it doesn't have to conform to reality.

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

But if we don’t let twitter users whinge about obviously exaggerated and satirical drawings, how will they feel superior to everyone else??

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

It's not a satirical drawing, it's an erotic fantasy one, otherwise yeah.

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 hours ago

You don't do penetration tests at work?

[–] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

The uterus expands to just under the lungs during pregnancy. It should be possible for some madman (and madwoman) to cause the cervix to dilate and just keep on stretching the uterus until it's long enough.

[–] philpo@feddit.org 2 points 5 hours ago

It does so over multiple months. It is very averse to so spontaneously, as every OB/GYN might tell you. Always causes stressful situations in the OR.

(Beside...the cervix is more or less a one way device. That would surely make it rupture. )

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

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[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago
[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 13 hours ago

It was still Twitter then.

[–] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

No one ever seems to discuss which hole this is happening in first lol

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

If it was the anus, it would the hella curvy, and many people actually can pull that off. One side effect may be that going deep with thicker things, you will get megacolon, which in turn can give you the worst kind of constipation for the rest of your life.

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 25 points 22 hours ago

I would hope it's not the urethra, though at this point it's really much of a muchness.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 82 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Meanwhile I've seen videos of a woman somehow taking a dildo in her vagina that should have reached all the way into her chest cavity. I don't know how that works, but it scared me; which meant I had to send it to all my fem friends c:

Edit: they were like, "that's not how vaginas work, what the fuck" and my response was mostly, "I know, that's why I sent it to you lmao"

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Can you show me some of those videos? I want to masturbate to them.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Asking for a friend? For research? No?

Ok, go ahead please.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

No, I'm not a pussy. Google and others already know about my weird and sometimes even disgusting fetishes, I have nothing to hide.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

just look up dragon dildos on any porn website.

[–] Ketram@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 hours ago

Yeah I have seen at least a couple similar videos that were so shocking that I had to share with friends. How is that safe, or even possible? Insane.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 11 points 19 hours ago

and as a gay man that’s into fisting i know from personal experience that you can fit an arm up to the shoulder inside your digestive system!

plenty of videos of that online too

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those dildos are usually soft and bendy. not a stake that will force it's way though tissues.

also, Someone show those surgeons those videos.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Vlad the Impaler disliked this

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[–] Noja@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

from lilyjunex, she says the dildo goes past the cervix into the posterior fornix , it's done with practice and stretching

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cervix? Posterior Fornix? Damn, girl! How many pussies you got!?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

turns out half the people on lemmy are kangaroos

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

Also the real big ones frequently take the back door. Training can rearrange the corridor.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 6 points 20 hours ago

Here's a Kurzgesagt-esque diagram for some reason:

https://i.ibb.co/v4NtP78h/The-Vaginal-Fornices.png

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What's more dubious is the ability of a penis you penetrate any of the relevant tissues without also suffering injury. Not that it isn't possible, but no way are you going through the diaphragm with human strength, not without also doing serious damage to the penis they're tough, but they aren't jam-through-a-wall-of-muscle tough

Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there's a small chance it wouldn't be hard enough. It's already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it's some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that's maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.

So ramming that thing through even the cervix is dubious. Anal isn't even a guarantee that the cock could tear through intestinal walls. That can happen, but it's rare.

You need one of the new armor-penetrating penises.

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[–] artifex@lemmy.zip 103 points 1 day ago (6 children)

It’s what the internet was made for.

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

For scientists to share data and debate over the interpretation.

[–] artifex@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

That’s just how it got funding. It’s meant for memes and shitposts. I’m almost positive.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a scar on my stomach that looks like this scale. I don't know when I can unsee this until then I wholeheartedly hate OOP for this image I'll now see in the mirror (⁠ ⁠・ั⁠﹏⁠・ั⁠)

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[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 32 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Drops this NSFW link by accident haha oops!

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (6 children)

we need the video of the woman with the tape measure saying "this is ok. this is great. This will make me go to the hospital"

[–] teletext@reddthat.com 62 points 1 day ago (8 children)
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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

Wild that there are so many oversized dicks out there that Dr Chris could make his career from patching ladies back up.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 66 points 1 day ago (7 children)

You can't show us only halve of the conversation. Show us the anime pic they're talking about!

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