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Soda goes πŸ’₯

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

I put my steel water bottle in the freezer once... I don't have a steel water bottle anymore.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Set a timer on your phone.

Laundry? Set a timer on your phone.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I know my limitations so as a rule I always set an alarm on my phone whenever I put a drink in the freezer

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

This works, as long as you act on hearing the alarm immediately. Do not just turn it off and think "I'll do it in a minute".

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

That's when you hit snooze.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 10 points 17 hours ago

One can of pop exploding in there was enough to traumatize me into never forgetting again.

[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

A room temperature can of full sugar soda takes at most 2 hours to chill in a 0 Β°F freezer. A refrigerated can of full sugar soda takes about 45 minutes to get to just above freezing (the perfect temperature for Dr Pepper consumption).

Diet sodas take about half the time in both scenarios.

This is for 12oz cans.

I've got it down to a science.

[–] anachrohack@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

But what about the BEER?!?!

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 15 hours ago

I am literally saving this comment. For science appreciation and not because I have exploded sooooo many cans in my freezer.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 10 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I pulled out a wine grenade that blew up in my hands the other day. Big mess and some how missed a shard I found days later.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago

puts Coke in freezer for a few hours

The Coke when I remember it next week:

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Wrap the can in a wet paper towel. It'll get cold much faster that way, possibly before you forget it's in there.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

You overestimate my memory

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Honestly, it doesn't work well enough for the trouble.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don’t put glass bottles in there. I did that once and forgot. The next day I heard a loud explosion. Went to open the feeezer and glass was falling out.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

I had an aluminum can explode the same way.

[–] z0e@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

at least it didn't happen at night and wake you up, that would have terrified me

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 1 points 12 hours ago

It terrified me none the less and embarrassed me. I wasn't even the person who wanted to drink that beer.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

more like me when i get woken up by a loud bang sound from the kitchen.