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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."
Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.
Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.
I am okay with this (but only if Mistress allows ofc)
Umm... Where do I sign up?
SIGN ME UP
Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.
Nope, not making that up.
They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.
They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.
I'm looking forward to the find out phase come hurricane season
Gatornado confirmed
Hope Canada is ready for an American migrant flood.
I hope we check political affiliation at the border
People pay good money for this at present. Is this future offering it for free? Cuz I’m in.
As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.
Does my dommy mommy have to be tall and blonde all the time, or can there be like a rotation?
If they sell Zohran any harder, I'm gonna need a change of pants.
This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks
I'd say it has to be satire, but these days you just never know, do you?
I read it as an incredibly insecure man can't stand the idea of having to be subservient to women. simple misogyny. although I wouldn't be surprised if there was, like, a subconscious sexual thing also
Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!
moving to New York
Well you'll have to pay a lot of money anyhow then
Guess you haven't seen their rent prices!
I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that's what it takes
Reposting what I said on Mastodon, since a few people seem to be falling for this one:
[...] but this looks like satire, and searching for that poster's name suggests that he's not being serious here.
Case in point: he has a blog that shows he's not a Trumper.
https://drewpavlou.substack.com/p/maga-maoism-trumpism-as-a-third-world
Conservatives have a hard time understanding satire (article about this), let's make sure progressives don't become the same way. (I know, it's hard, especially when a lot of conservative opinions are indistinguishable from satire.)
Poe's Law. Conservatives post shit like this all the time unironically.
I see no issue here? Seems like he wants men in leather instead.
Men 🥰
Isn't this Muppet Australian? He's as irrelevant as that fat Aussie guy who calls himself an Alpha male and sucks Trump's ass.
I continue to have my mind blown that anyone takes this hysterical, cartoonish, right wing fear mongering seriously.
Are they seriously passing this around right wing sites?
I don't know, personally. But these are the guys that had a moral panic over a tan suit and Dijon mustard, so I would believe it.
Remember terrorist fist jab?
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.
I'm more of a 'milkers and knots' kinda guy, but I can see the appeal
I got tee boned one time and I came literal gallons.
So hot.
💥🚙
😳😫💦
Almost exactly how it went.
where do we sign up?
Zohran's not a liberal, tho, right? He's a socialist democrat.
No, Zohran plans to actually help people, unlike liberals who basically enable the authoritarians.
Republicans are so cooked that they think liberals are the leftist endgame and socialists are just straight communists.
Conservatives don't make that distinction. Though OP does lean into Poe's Law.
Remember, anyone to the left of Hitler is a card-carrying communist now.
That's... remarkably kinky. Holy shit. I'm sure some of you will be moving there soon.
Well, we do seem to all yearn for the mines and tall latex clad dommy mommies.
The future conservatives want is the same except it's men in fashy uniforms. We don't even have to speculate or joke; it's exactly how mines are run in countries without worker protections.
yea...i don't see the problem here
I fucking hate that dark souls 2 level
This doesn't seem very osha friendly
Every projection is a confession. Gestures vaguely at ice gestapo, deportations of people to countries that aren't their origin, deportations to prisons outside the US, and the constitution allowing slavery as punishment of a crime.