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~~I put liquid soap in the palm of my left hand. Turn one the water and put my right hand under, then let water roll off into my left hand. Turn off the water. Wash hands without wasting water. Turn it on to rinse.~~
~~There's a guy at my office who would let the water run for the entire five minutes that he brushed his teeth after lunch. I got so sick of it that I printed a sign and taped it to the wall. It said not to waste water and to turn it off while brushing. I haven't seen him doing it since, but I also haven't seen him at all since. I hope he saw it before someone took it down.~~
Edit: misread the title.
My hands.
I suspect at some point I'll switch to a brush with a handle.
I have a small hammer I use, to lightly chip away at the wall tiles to provide both exfoliation, a back scratcher, and acupuncture all in one.
I can't tell if you're being serious or not
Water
Japanese exfoliating wash cloth
Only the Salux brand though. I've gotten knock off ones that were way too smooth.
I got long arms and an exfoliating luffa. I just wash every part. There's no part of my back that I can't reach.
I get my partner to do it for me!
Iβm surprised how few answers actually include actually practical and helpful tools such as a bathing brush with a good long grip to reach just about everywhere. Is this a cultural thing? I swear Iβve seen them in British tv series at the very least, so I know for sure these are a common thing at least in the Nordics and the UK.
But I mean itβs the best. Really gets the old dead skin cells and other stuff off, and the blood flowing. The bristles are a bit rough, but that just makes it that much more pleasurable, you really feel it!
Edit:
These things, surely they are mostly everywhere?
My wife has one, I don't like to use it, it's too aggressive for me.
I can reach my back with my arms. To get the spot right between my shoulders I have to reach up and come down from the top with one arm, while using my other hand to grab my elbow and pull it to push my hand low enough to get it more effectively.
Reach as far as I can, use trickle-down soapenomics to take care of the rest.
This is the one case where I think the trickledown effect works like a charm
Part of your back isn't scrubbed.
Works for me. Nobody screamed at me for smelling at this spot yet.
Guess Iβll die then?
Eventually, yes.
I rub my bar of soap on it and then wash it off. Do you not?
Long ago I planted a colony of sentient microbes there, and bade them subdue the area and keep it free of vermin. They have tamed the wilderness and established a sophisticated, well ordered civilization. Although recently I have been feeling a lot warmer.
With someone else's front?
Bend the arm the ouchholyfuckalmostreach way. Scrub. Then bend the arm the owfuckalmostjesuschrist way. Scrub again. Easy!
Maybe come over the shoulder from the top right th- ohpffftfortheloveofgodsoapinthemouth pfft pffffft.... PFFFFFFFFT. Done
I use my hands to wash my back. You?
Same - I can reach all parts. If I couldnβt, Iβd grab a something on a stick.
Same here. Guess OP is not that flexible.
I have one bad shoulder
Understandable
I got a prehensile penis.
I use a scrubbing brush with a long handle.
I got one of these things
Works pretty good and you can put some force down and really get that back nice and clean.
Whats it made of, and how do you clean it?
It's made of silicone so it's quite easy to clean.
Ah like my handso. I might buy one, thank you
I donβt. The mind-controlling alien parasite attached to my spine doesnβt let me when I try reaching for itβ¦
Hi Londo. Hows Centauri Prime these days?
That's not even a loofah
Might be a regional thing. Where I'm from, that is indeed a loofah. Synthetic, yes, but still called a loofah.
I bet that the number of people that think this is biodegradable because it's a loofah is > 0
A belt-like loofa that you hold on both ends and pull from side to side.
Right hand goes high, left hand goes low, then you criss cross apple sauce
I always wash my back very happily and with a good amount of water.
Do some yoga my friend!
I mean, I assume the water running down my body when I shower is good enough? Can't imagine my back of all places getting so dirty that I need to scrub it.
I'll be honest... Not very well. Pretty much squeeze my loofa at the top of my back so the suds run down, then rinse. No backne or any other issues though
I just reach back there. I have these crazy things on my arm called "elbows".
Lather up my partners front and get them to slide up and down on my back. Then itβs my turn!
I use a brush on a long stick.
My arms are pretty flexible so I just use my hands & a washcloth.