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[–] Engywuck@lemm.ee 255 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Water actually has shitty electrical conductivity.

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 168 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But then the conductivity perishes as the salt is being spent. Just add more salt, then?

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Just use an electrolyte bath like a professional

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 2 points 17 hours ago

What would a CPU look like with these wires? Would it fit within my town?

[–] Zuriz@sh.itjust.works 88 points 1 day ago

Username checks out

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just curious, have you watched the show with the same name as your account?

I guess it’s for kids to help them deal with trauma. I downloaded it due to super high ratings, but I haven’t watched it yet (and might not; I don’t have or want kids, but I like having good stuff for friends with them)

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Never heard of it, but I'll check it out

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[–] ProceduralDeathLab@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you think water is incompressible, you’re not trying hard enough.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 6 points 1 day ago

I can't see the thing matching your description.

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 126 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pure water isn't a good electrical conductor.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Your face isnt a good electrical conductor

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 84 points 1 day ago

Better than pure water for sure.

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It actually is. Do you even nerd, bro?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dissolves everything? Hydrophobic and halogenated compounds would like to have a word.

[–] sga@lemmings.world 27 points 1 day ago

you are not adding enough water, add more

[–] Rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The problem with water is it's heavy af. We need a light water.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago

Best I got is heavy water….

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

Only 60 calories!

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

Fat free water

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 54 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 41 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Everyone that ingested it has died. Concidence?

#dihydrogenMonoxideIsCancer #sayNoToH2O

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is false. the correct number is approximately 93%.
About 7% of everyone who ever lived is still alive.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I drank water once and now I'm dying.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Still, you're doing remarkably well for only having drunk water once.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I drank it twice. But I also drank it once.

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

dying of thirst?

[–] sga@lemmings.world 8 points 1 day ago

they all are chronically ill, they will die, just in some time

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fun fact, there are materials that dissolve better in fatty acids than water. For example, Menthol crystals extracted from Mint Oils will readily dissolve in other oils but is very picky about its water.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago

Polar vs. non-polar

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Idk, have been statistically proven that everyone who come into touch with that material end up dying.

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[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

universal solvent

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Along with the people pointing out conductivity.

Who says water is not compressible? Takes a lot of energy, but the big bang didn't happen in a sea of water.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (4 children)

My oceanography textbook said so. You'd think the ocean people knew about water. Must be more propaganda from big compress to sell more compression.

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[–] sga@lemmings.world 6 points 1 day ago

most solids and liquids are practically incompressible (when comparing with gasses). there is a relationship between bulk compressibility, shear stress and youngs modulus for solids, which can be extended for liquids. It does not work for gasses

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