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[–] Hegar@fedia.io 85 points 11 months ago (6 children)

2, 3 & 4 are examples of what's called "Mar-a-lago face" - really blatant plastic surgery to emphasize your ability to afford plastic surgery.

Elites frequently engage in body-modification intense enough to look grotesque to others as a way of marking their status. Mayan and Hunnic cranial deformation and Chinese foot-binding are prominent other examples.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

Holy crap - that was brilliant, and Amber’s over-the-top reactions were just the cream on top! 👌🏼

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea if you're being serious.

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I have no idea if you're being serious.

Tbh I struggle with that myself sometimes.

But mar-a-lago face is a real thing and while the first instinct is to recoil in horror at what these people have done to themselves, elites have a long history of this kind of extreme identity signalling. And I do think this phenomenon is best understood as part of that tradition.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

I used to call it real-housewife-face, because that seemed to be where the desire to do this to themselves started.

But is does seem to overlap a lot with visitors or wanna be visitors to that Nazi bar down in Florida.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

God the orokin from warframe are getting more and more plausible as an outcome for humanity. (They can transfer their souls into new bodies, and eventually became masters of genetic engineering, making theselves fancy ugly af bodies for fashion purposes. Notably, blue skin, very tall and large, with a freakishly long right arm)

First thing I thought of

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Always fun to see Warframe referenced in the wild. Thought about this too.

[–] ansiz@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure Marge was just born with that face, but I get what you mean

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

You're right. Samsquanches need powerful masculine jaws in order to crack bones and suck marrow.

[–] raod_guitar@feddit.org 6 points 11 months ago

I was thinking 18th century over the top make-up, corsets and absurd wigs.

Cultural Kakistocracy

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 24 points 11 months ago

6 looks more like Ron Perlman than Ron Perlman does.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Davel23@fedia.io 7 points 11 months ago

Facial expression... Facial expression never changes.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How DARE you? 1 and 6 don't deserve the comparison.

[–] noxfortuna@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

I had to include the cat just as a little bit of eyebleach honestly.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 11 months ago

Yep,

90s TV didn't seem that long ago...

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

What the heck was he in?

Never mind, I just googled the wrong Perlman long hair movie and it was the beauty and the beast show

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Why is MTG on there 3 times?

[–] Siresly@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ron Perlcat is amazing if real.

[–] noxfortuna@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure he's a Maine Coon, it seems like that's a trait of that breed to have a face structure like that!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

2, 3, 4 & 5 are the horses that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will ride to usher in the End Times

[–] Wisens@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] Onyxonblack@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

The answer is looming over you

[–] noxfortuna@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Laura Loomer. It was late when I was making this and they all kinda look the same. I had to go back and makes sure 2 and 4 weren't the same person accidentally.

[–] King3d@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

She’s only 32. Looks like some serial killer flesh mask. She a disgusting human inside and out.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Fun fact! The kid in the MAGA hat is in a concentration camp.

(I have zero idea who either of these people are, but I think the odds I'm still correct are in my favour)

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Inspiration for the mask of Jigsaw.

[–] NycterVyvver@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Wow, really? I thought that was a Kardashian.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 11 months ago

The Beauty and the Beasts

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

I wonder how many times Donny has banged #4. 🤮

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 points 11 months ago

Tuna P. Beantoehausenerlenmeyer-Graham, a Main Coon cat said to be the most ronperlmanesque Main Coon cat thus far discovered.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago
[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I feel seen and heard rn