An argument isn't just saying "no it isn't."
Yes it is.
No it isn't!
this post was submitted on 24 May 2025
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YES IT IS YOU CHEEKY BLOOMING BASTARD!
(Insults and contradictions have been merged as a cost cutting measure....)
I dont have to take this from some vacuous stuffy nosed malodorous pervert.
Oh yes you do you Oxford dictionary snorting son of an omnibus Rogering excuse of a hamster!
I think this was their best skit. I have no idea why people think the dead parrot one was the best.
Exactly. Especially when it's the cheese shop sketch.
Nah, it was a different one, you know what I mean? Nudge nudge wink wink, say no more.
Does your wife like photography? Eh? Say no more!
Candid photos, eh‽
My personal favorite!
Come on the cheese shop wasn’t even in their best twenty skits.
Dead parrot anyone?
No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was. The headline is absolutely clear about that.
obviously funny walking or illegal sadness was best
No, it's not.
I told you once.
Yes it is. The parrot one isn't funny at all
The dead parrot joke was originally about a man buying a dead slave and comes from a Greek book of humor from around the fourth century AD.
Possibly because you're actually thinking of "confuse a cat", which can happen as it's late.
Some people can only appreciate slapstick.
Probably my favourite skit from them. They had so many!
I hope he paid the guy...
ITT: no actual arguments, just mere contradictions.
but there are arguments
This isn't argument, it's just contradiction!
No it isn't
Yes it is!
You are wrong and my dad beats your dad.
Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
I’ve told you once.
No, you didn't.
Oh I most certainly did.
Always the last word, do you? Nevertheless you didn't. Definitely not.
No, they didn't!
Yes they did!
sorry, this is abuse.
No they didn't
Monty Python recycled marriage