User: Giddy up.
A.I. Horse: "Giddy up" is a classic expression used to urge a horse to start moving or go faster, often heard in cowboy culture or Western settings. Would you like me to start moving?
User: [sighs] Yes.
A.I. Horse: What is your destination?
User: I don't know. A restaurant maybe?
A.I. Horse: Do I have your permission to use your location to determine the number of restaurants nearby?
User: [sighs] Yes.
A.I. Horse: I have determined there are 38 restaurants within a 1-mile radius. Would you like them sorted by distance, cuisine, price, or Google ratings?
User: Just stop and let me off...

Timothy Busfield is an American actor and director best known for roles like Elliot Weston on thirtysomething, Mark in Field of Dreams, and Danny Concannon on The West Wing. His TV career included Trapper John, M.D., Revenge of the Nerds, and directing episodes of shows like Without a Trace and Las Vegas. He co-founded Sacramento's B Street Theatre and Fantasy Theatre for children's productions.