[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 14 points 2 days ago

I… uh… just uploaded it using Voyager. It wasn’t a gif on my phone, I don’t know how or why it got converted.

My apologies, but if this is the worst thing that happened to you today….

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[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 66 points 3 days ago

Even if Trump paid him the $2 million he says that he’s owed, he’d still be $146 million short of what he owes the 2 poll workers that he lost the lawsuit to.

[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 66 points 2 weeks ago

They had two talking points ready to go depending on the outcome. Talking Point A, he’s acquitted so the whole thing is rigged against Trump, and Taking Point B, he’s convicted, but it was all a sham to make Trump look bad.

It doesn’t matter what happens in any situation, Repubs go to their spreadsheet, look up the talking point they need to use to make themselves look like the victim, and spread it. Rinse, lather, repeat.

[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 55 points 3 weeks ago

Actually, users & active users went up last month.

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I can get behind using AI for this, it’s really cool!

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I can get behind using AI for this, it's really cool!

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It's fine Bethany... (yall.theatl.social)
[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 71 points 1 month ago

What I saw: "I'm a Dasher. I don't make much money, so please don't hurt me or be mean to me."

[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 128 points 1 month ago

When I was a little kid, I asked my grandfather what the bumps in the middle of the road (the reflectors) were for. He told me that it was so blind people could drive. It made perfect sense to me, and I believed that for longer than I should have!

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[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 51 points 2 months ago

“Oops, we forgot to launder that. Sorry, we’ll take care of it.”

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Seems appropriate today... (yall.theatl.social)
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Seen anything unusual? (yall.theatl.social)
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What a great idea.... (yall.theatl.social)

Camo Easter eggs that you’ll NEVER find. 🤷🏻

[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 71 points 3 months ago

Just as a point of clarification, a critic of the show called it a “show about nothing”. Jerry took that and used it as the plot of the show within a show that he and George wrote the pilot to, Jerry! Then people started referring to Seinfeld that way, but it never was about nothing, in fact it usually had 2-3 storylines per episode that they found a way to converge at the end.

I get that you don’t like the show, but at least get your facts straight.

[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 57 points 3 months ago
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Yeah UPS, that's proof (yall.theatl.social)

The photo that UPS provided to prove that they delivered my package. I mean, sure, it’s my front porch, but they could have included the package.

[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 121 points 3 months ago

I don’t remember the comedian, but I remember the joke:

“If they can dye it green for St. Patrick’s Day, why can’t they dye it blue the other days of the year?”

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