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Willy Wonka level personal hoard like the banana vault in Donkey Kong

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

My ADHD meds so I don't have to go without it for a month every couple of years due to shortages.

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[–] death@infosec.pub 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some kind of insanely expensive medicine which saves lives so I can give it away. It'd be very rewarding and I don't need anything else anyway.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

boo! spend your magic wish on ruining your life not saving others

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

the wizard of ozempic has a nice ring to it.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fuck you'd be so rich. Sell it to Americans at $499/mo

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I was hearing that semaglutide (or whatever the actual drug name is) was responsible for some large % of Denmark's GDP the past few years since a pharma company there owns the patent.

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago

income-based selling, here we go~!

movie stars can pay their share and do charity work in the process.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

Does it have to be a single type? I'm not much of a drug consumer. If we're picking by frequency then I'd pick ibuprofen. If we're picking by enjoyment, I'll go for psilocybin. But I'm also an extremely occasional user so, if I could have a vault of mixed drugs I'll go for a pretty varied list of common medicines/prescriptions, maybe some cosmetic stuff if that counts too, mushrooms and why not pot since we're at it.

No matter which, I'll end up sharing most I'm sure. I don't really feel the need for a vault of drugs just for myself alone.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Shrooms. I've never done them but I think I'm mentally in the right place now and it would be nice to have a whole collection of different strains for studies and recreational experiments.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

My favorite by far! If you don't take enough to trip balls, it just makes you unrealistically happy.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can very easily grow them in your closet at home. It's a fun project and insanely inexpensive with high yields

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yes that's what I'm planning to do this summer, already watched a few tutorials 😅

[–] Arkouda@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] SomGye@dormi.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Weed. In the form of edibles, sodas, and pre-rolled joints

[–] 60d@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Methylenedioxymethamphetamine please.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

MOTHAFUCKIN QUAALUDES, BABY!

[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Alcohol, I'd open a bar and then I'd have money to buy whatever drugs I want. Probably weed.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

With the profit margins on alcohol you really don't need to be rich in it. The issue is acquiring a license to sell it.

But really, when you buy a single shot at a bar, (price and liquor dependent, ofc), it generally pays for 1/4 to 1/2 of the entire bottle, considering the bottles are normally purchased in bulk.

When I was bartending years ago we'd get bottles of Jameson whiskey for ~$15 a bottle, then sell shots for $5.00 each. 3 1.5oz shots sold from a 750ml bottle paid for the whole bottle and left another 14.5 shots to sell.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably something like adderall. Although morphine would be tempting since supposedly it's not that bad for your health long term compared to something like meth; the main problem for people seems to be running out.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Morphine would be sick, would be too good

[–] guy@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Whichever is most widely needed and expensive

[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know, cocaine? probably. I don't know, I don't want that much of any.

[–] exixx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tough choice but if only one it’s got to be LSD for me.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ugh I have an infinite supply and too much anxiety to trip anymore.

[–] exixx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wish I could share with you. Got a vial and a bunch of gel tabs and some blotter and then my anxiety skyrocketed. So now it’s just living in a cool dark place. I’ll get better one day.

[–] exixx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s nice of you to say. It will definitely get better one day. Doing things with my hands helps mine some. Do things you enjoy.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thank you :3

I gotta quit drinking. I’m certain that’s fully the problem.

I hope you fall into some awesome dose soon.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Best decision I ever made.

I'll still smoke some weed and occasionally (rarely) other things, but next month marks 4 years without alcohol and holy shit life is so much better.

It was tough at first, but entirely worth it.

[–] remon@ani.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Atidarsagene autotemcel

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Speed. I'd be much more productive needing little sleep

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh! Good idea! That way I could finally medicate my ADHD!

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Weed, its one of the few things that gets me to sleep

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wanna swim in a giant vault of weed the way Scrooge McDuck swam in gold coins.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Weed might be different, but please note that gold coins are solid and that attempting to dive into them like Mr. McDuck did will likely end in serious injury or death.

If the former occurs, I'm sure you'd be able to afford the medical bills, though.

Edit: better word choices

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe his coins were actually chocolate with gold foil. 🤔

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't dissasociatives build a perma tolerance quite quickly?

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'll ask my other self later when I see him

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't you just buy this at any regular drug store?

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, but they don't carry enough in one store to be rich in it

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Lenalidomide

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] OceanSoap@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dupixent, my mom has Purigo Nodularous and it's basically torture. Still trying to get the meds cleared to be covered for her, they're over $1k per shot and she needs it like once a week or something.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Its always so touching when people say something purely medical for a loved one who has difficulty accessing it. Good sign of actual love and concern for another human being

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