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[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Touring kayak and back country skis

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

A Gardner that comes with a seedling and a grown tree

[–] Waldelfe@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.

[–] EarlTurlet@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Risky, but easier than using your hand.

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 5 points 3 weeks ago

Original ThinkPad and hacker cap.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Shades and a whiskey glass.

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

Weed vape and a coffee, or keyboard and shovel

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

A trophy labeled potential being swallowed by a dark blob of depression, and a pair of eyeglasses that give you 20/20 hindsight vision.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Travel mug full of herbal tea and a rubiks cube.

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[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

bicycle and pool noodle

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Please not a glass jar

[–] viking@infosec.pub 4 points 3 weeks ago

Coffee mug and a dog.

[–] BURN@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

A dab rig and a camera

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Mallet and chisel

reads news oh.

Full bathtub and a toaster

[–] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A beer and a tablet stylus

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[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

A fox terrier and black clothing.

Laptop and Camera.

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

AR-10 and a fishing rod

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

New 3ds XL in right hand and a camera bag slung around the neck with a phone, wallet, fidget spinner and cartridge case inside(alegedly since you cant actually open the camera bag.)

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Pills and cool rocks.

Don't get them mixed up.

[–] the_mullet@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Removable neon colored himbo clothes and an old school white Pontiac Fiero.

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

A joint and a laptop

[–] floppy_kitty@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Drum sticks

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I'll be loads and loads of fun.

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Garden knife and iron skillet.

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

Drawing utensils. I should also come with medically indicated compression tights but due to production issues they're usually missing from the box.

[–] Distractor@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

An e-book and a sofa

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

A pocket knife and a backpackpacked with a rudimentary medical kit, mineral sunscreen, hand sanitizer, cleaning solution, sandwich bag of folded paper towels, full tang knife, leatherman wave+ multi-tool, bicycle tire pump, small flashlight, headphones, jacket, tube scarf, lighter, pen, pencil, eraser, notebook, usb stick with PoP! OS iso, usb-c cable w/ wall adapter, waterbottle, re-usable coffee cup and a fine layer of dirt over all of it.

Scripture and a jay... The duality of man!

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Black clothes and Thinkpad?

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