Get fucked, you legend you!

Anyone else do a double take to see if this was a loss meme?

Never have I seen an owl more poised to erupt in a supernova of owly rage.

I hope I'm not the only one who, at a glance, read that as Beyonce and not Binance.

I thought she was like fuck it and went rogue.

No Luz and Amity?

Factory default, but at least I'm compatible with all other models.

Dear Biden Campaign,

Joe has done good work and it's time to rest and enjoy his remaining time with his family. He can't win it. Please fake a medical emergency so he can drop out with some dignity and let Harris run with it.

Signed, Don't Want My Trans Kids Jailed Or Killed

That is one dapper motherfucker

This is so fucking adorable

Welcome, all, to the first post on Lemmy I have ever saved.

Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.

I started with one recipe: split pea soup. I got this recipe from a coworker, followed the instructions exactly and started with a success. This made me want to try other things, and I got turned onto Good Eats with Alton Brown, easily the most entertaining and informative cooking show.

Then I just started collecting and trying recipes. I eventually got enough experience to try modifying recipes and toying around with ideas.

Especially at the start, recipes are your friend. Try a broad array of them, follow them exactly, and get the experience. Also, use tools. Yes, people can punch a steak to see if it’s about done, but that will never beat a thermometer.

If you’re into baking, avoid recipes that don’t use weight as a measure of ingredients. Those recipes get different results every time.

These are the best tips I have for starting out. As you get experience, discard the ones that no longer apply.