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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 103 points 4 days ago (3 children)

At first it annoyed me slightly but I've noticed that I can understand most of them without having to use a translator, so now it's just free language practice. And deciphering memes is decidedly more fun than taking a course.

[–] WhiteHotaru@feddit.org 46 points 4 days ago (14 children)

Herzlichen Glückwunsch! Ich hoffe du triffst nie auf Zangendeutsch, da weiß selbst ich nicht mehr, was dort eigentlich gesagt wird.

[–] dhjdjskdkksks@lemm.ee 31 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 days ago

So now you know what Zangendeutsch is

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Zangendeutsch ist v.a. auf ich_iel sehr weit verbreitet, dem Hauptinkubator deutschsprachiger Memes auf Lemmy.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 14 points 3 days ago

*Maimais auf Lassmich

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[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I still can't figure out what "ich eil" means or even what language it is

[–] the_airbender@reddthat.com 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ich iel is a german acronym for "meirl"

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[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

And it's somehow still an amazing experience despite not knowing a single word

[–] Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ich im echten Leben.

They take English and translate it word for word in a very literal fashion. It's very difficult to understand for regular Germans because you kinda need to know the original English sayings to make sense of it.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Back when this meme format was making the rounds on 4chan, I always saw it as a guy with a really long Fu Manchu moustache and to this day I still can't unsee it.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's how I've always seen it too. Your comment just now made me realize that those are his forearms.

You have ruined the Internet and memes for me forever now. I hope you're happy.

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[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 points 2 days ago

Wasn't there even a rage comic about that?

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] chrizzly@feddit.org 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If it helps: "Tisch" is table in German and Feta is a greek cheese. => Feta + Tisch = Fetisch, but actually "Fetisch" has a complete different meaning on its own (eng.:"fetish") so its a play on words. Thanks for coming to my TED-Talk.

[–] poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

That makes much more sense than "tofu table"

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 days ago

Das ist ser schön!

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[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago

I saw this one and was like "oh shit i guess i speak german."

[–] bignate31@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Also non-Americans trying to browse Lemmy during work...

I really wish I could understand German humour

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[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Haha I wake up pretty early in the US and see a lot of the German content. I have learned a lot about tables recently.

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[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I speak spanish and I feel like I'm fouble dipping in the fun. But once I tried diving into a german thread with the help of translators. Boy they were SAVAGE some shit was like "He got another dick surgery probaly wants to suck it himself at this point." Idk who says german have no sense of humor but man that's wrong AF.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They have a great sense of humor. It's just that when it's time to be serious (at work, meeting a stranger, out in public), they act serious.

[–] Adiemus@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

Fun facts about Germany: No fun in Germany. Get back to work!

However, German humour is very special. Me, as a German, I love it.

[–] Rogueostrich@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (19 children)

I blocked all the German instances because I couldn't understand them anyway.

Edit:

Apparently a solution to the problem offends them lmao, didn't realize me seeing posts I can't comprehend was so important to these goofballs.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 46 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Get good and learn a little German you silly American

[–] Rogueostrich@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I don't have time energy or fucks to give when it comes to that sorry, it's nothing against German I took German in highschool but I'm not trying to do that just so I can doomscroll in another language

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 14 points 4 days ago (4 children)

你应该学学外语吧。

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 12 points 4 days ago

Gesundheit!

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[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Nimm es nicht persönlich, dass alle Deutschen hier im Faden dich beleidigen oder einfach anfangen, Deutsch zu schreiben, obwohl du Angelsachse bist. Es ist eher eine Art Maimai, auch wenn du natürlich Deutsch lernen solltest und diese Kommentarsektion nun Eigentum der BRD ist.

Sadly I'm not allowed to speak English since it's forbidden by the German-ich_iel-internet-law, also known as Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn.

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[–] lmuel@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Artikuliere auf deutsch, du Sohn einer Fachfrau für Selbstvermarktung

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Also learn everything about Linux so I can get all these Linux memes that keep popping up. And learn to program so I can get all the programmer memes.

[–] pezhore@infosec.pub 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I use Google translate to bridge the language barrier and I'm happy to do so. Some of their memes are top class.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 30 points 3 days ago

Habibi digga bekommst Nutriscore A von mir

[–] foliumcreations@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Swede here dealing with the same realization. Although continental Scandinavian is a Germanic language and share the same ancestry as German, eg proto-Germanic, and thereby shares a lot of similarities, it’s not mutually intelligible. I can how ever often times pick out some words and with some bending and shuffling around get a gist of what’s going on. But only if it’s presented in a meme format.

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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Ja genau.

I had a two year streak on Duolingo and I still get maybe 40% with context clues help.

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[–] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ich habe vier Jahre auf Deutsch gelernt, aber mein Deutsch ist sehr schlecht.

Honestly, I couldn't even remember if Deutsch was feminine, masculine, or neuter... but my pronunciation has always been spot on at least. I should just pick it back up, it'd be mostly vocab grind for me at this point. But I last learned years and years ago... dang, almost 18 years now.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Articles in German make no real sense honestly. Deutsch is neuter, but since it's mostly an adjective the article is that of the accompanied noun. The German language is female, the German court neuter and the German football field is male (the stadium is neuter though)

[–] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I've been doing German on Duolingo for over a year and I can get about 20% of the content they post, so I'm pretty happy to have an actual use for the work I put in.

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Good choice. Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man.

As a side benefit, you will also be able to converse with Kim Jong-un, Vladimir Putin, and Robert Terwilliger.

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[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

jokes on you, I have been learning german before lemmy

[–] arakhis_@feddit.org 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

As a german Ive seen this meme alot now, but Im completly confused what your experience is actually like.

besides the german c/communities like c/dach and c/deuschland I dont see where youre seeing german everywhere and these dont show in the popular feeds for me

EDIT: As described below, I blocked the whole instance (instead of only the meme community) by accident LOL

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Not American but I got a lot of Ich_iel that sprout out in my All

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[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I ended up blocking a bunch of German instances, I don't dislike it or anything I just get nothing out of it lol.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Das ist aber nicht sehr nett.

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