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[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 106 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And the same side all night because she can't move around, her arm must be so numb.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I sleep exclusively on my sides, I can guarantee you, my arm only goes numb when I go into cardiac arrest

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 weeks ago

hate when that happens

[–] rirus@feddit.org 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I can sleep all night on one site.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

talk like Yoda on the internet, you can!

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ich had kein problem reading die comment.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, that's German for "the comment"

[–] bananakabooom@europe.pub 3 points 2 weeks ago

Die Bart, Die

[–] rirus@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

German autocorrect :(

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The first one, and she rocks herself to sleep.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 34 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, given how much money she has, she could actually have a mattress with a divot specifically for her ass.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Was expecting Saddam in there somewhere.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s so subtle you had to label it.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

My kid obviously didn't understand the original, but he didn't see any difference right away.

I had to point out her foot in the lower one and it was one giant groan so it worked well.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Hmmm idk if I can but imma try

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 weeks ago

Obviously like this:

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When dat booty so thiccc that it doesn't deform under any amount of force applied to it.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 12 hours ago

silicone implants? so last decade, we're doing oak now!

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Elastic deformation is for peasants.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Plasticity is for Plebs

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

On a pile of money

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lots of pillows

Source : gf has a... sizeable asset

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 15 points 2 weeks ago

Im sure some revolutionary upright coffin sleeping setup has been upsold to celebrities to promote anti aging properties.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Her ass deflates

[–] roserose56@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

Her bed probably have holes, one for the boobs one for the ass.

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Intricate system of pullies and straps