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That kid who asked about radios should be given a scholarship to a STEM degree. Also the kids who asked about using smoke signals and pigeons have mad creativity. The stock kid? Well he probably has more financial accumen than most Wallstreet punks.
The kid with the replacement dilemma? Forget philosophy. That is lawyer material right there.
That reminds me of my previous work. We couldn't but PCs from our project budget, because they are classified along furniture (because they should outlive the duration of a project), but we can buy replacement/repair parts. So yeah... Enough replacement parts make for a new PC.
Thankfully, there's an official standard for using the internet with just carrier pigeons: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
"...this technology suffers from extremely high latency."
and is probably prone to cat in the middle attacks ..
You know, pigeons probably do have relatively high latency but I bet a carrier pigeon could carry at least three SD cards, meaning a pigeon has hella bandwidth.
Bandwidth is also impacted by distance though, across a school or town it would be incredibly high speed.
This is why you have to factor in the airspeed velocity of your laiden and unlaiden ~~swallows~~ pigeons.
And high packet loss.
Banning cell phones in school while school shootings are a regular occurrence is top tier decision making
They said guns are banned from school, they have done everything they can. Just need to live with school and CEO shootings
I'm ok with CEO shootings, but most kids havent lived long enough to do anything to deserve that.
Students can keep a phone in their bag if they really need it. The fact that we ever allowed kids to scroll instead of paying attention in class is absurd.
I've been out of school for a decade now, but honestly at least when I was playing Hill Climb Racing, I shut the fuck up and didn't disturb others. Otherwise I'd just be blabbering with my friends and that's a much bigger issue for other students.
I graduated with pretty much all 5s and just one or two 4s. Our scale goes up to 5. So it's not like I was a dumbass who just refused to learn. You just can't give a fast learner with ADHD the textbook and expect him to not know all of the course material a week in. It's changed now, but my teenage brain was capable of processing enormous amounts of new information really fast (except subjects that were straight up memorization of facts, like history). I had literally nothing to do in class after the first week or 2 of a course.
I haven't been to school in a while, but we had smartphones when I did. And if we took up our phones in class we got called out by the teacher.
My kids school “boxes” phones if you’re caught using them or they interrupt class. They lock them inside a clear plastic case and let you carry that.
This avoids liability because the kid still has possession of their phone and can still see an emergency text or call. The can’t interact with the phone but can get a teacher to unlock if there’s a visible emergency text
What teacher allows kids to use their phones during class?
Teachers are hamstrung by administration.
“You can’t write up a kid for watching tiktoks in class, you have to call their parent.”
“Okay what if the parent doesn’t answer/doesn’t care?”
“You can ask the kid to put it away.”
“What if they won’t? Can I take it away? Can I kick them out if they’re watching porn on full volume?”
“Nope.”
If not allowing phones during class doesnt work, why would kids stop using phones during class by banning phones during breaks?
Why can't they be kicked out?
Real honestly. Fuck US education and fuck the pay teachers get handed as a "livable" wage. There is an education drought. It's insane it's now a crime to text your mother what you want for dinner.
433 MHz Lora still exists and should be able to transmit for a mile or two without a license.
Not the Ship of Theseus in the last one ☠️
Cell of Theseus
I want to see the answers on the right.
Just have to zoom out a little, nothing to it.
From the last answer, it sounds like they would only need to turn in their SIM card.
How do you turn in eSIM cards?
Vie eMail
I know that tone of "Let's talk."
Kid, if anything ever goes wrong that requires intelligence, you are now in a very short of list of kids to blame first.
What is your favorite brand of air fryer? It has come to my attention that air fryer's brought to school may be liable for confiscation. Regardless, how are you doing on this fine October morning?
I often forget that while young people aren't usually too wise to the ways of the world, that doesn't mean they're not fucking smart!
Woke to this reading a senior (high school) paper of mine 35-years later. Figured it would be childish. Holy shit! I wrote that at 17?!
Now if I could get the brain plasticity back and tack on the wisdom, I'd be a beast brain. :(
I feel like my brain actively degenerated after my teen years