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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 4 hours ago

Man covid must've fried his brain really good and crispy.

[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Nick Adams (gender in name) is declaring that he is one step form communism. .

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

Isn't it weird he's married with a child

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm at "boneless wings" but we don't have that where I live, how can I get to the next level?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You might be able to substitute chicken nuggets, but only if you call them "nuggies."

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

Gonna need to sauce up those nugz to get a similar experience.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 36 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If alpha and beta were an actual thing, putting alpha male in parenthesis next to your name would be the most beta thing you could do, lol.

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 14 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Nick Adams once said on Twitter that Alpha males never have to announce that they are Alpha males, with (Alpha male) right there in his name. For the longest time, I refused to believe he wasn't a parody account. Then I looked into him, and the dude is 100% serious. Some people are just impossibly stupid.

This is the tweet I was thinking of, but while looking for it, I was reminded that he mentions his Alpha status all the fucking time.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 4 hours ago

"I am not Count Olaf," Count Olaf insisted.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Wow, Communism has never looked so good.

[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 29 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male, then you’re not an alpha male.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 9 points 15 hours ago

I joke with my girlfriend all the time about how 'I'M A MAN!'

Like yes, we get it - you are very insecure about the little guy in between your legs. Let's get those trans kids some rights so you can get some testosterone replacement. It's very easy, step one step two.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 11 hours ago

I thought it started with ice shanties and ended with prostitution.

[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 18 points 17 hours ago (9 children)

Okay... What's the deal with boneless wings? I've noticed guys looking at me different at Buffalo wild wings.

[–] Bieren@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Nothing. I do like good bone in wing. But nothing wrong with boneless for the days I don’t want to have to take a shower after eating to get sauce out of my beard. It’s basically people just being afraid of their own feelings or unsure of their own sexuality that have an issue with them.

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Nick Adams has an unhealthy obsession with Hooters.

Reminder that Nick is Australian.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 17 minutes ago (1 children)

I read all the pics here, and this person sounds nuts. I had never heard of him before and kind of sad that I do now.

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 1 points 8 minutes ago

You should give his Wikipedia page a browse. It's wild.

This confuses me because BWW has cauliflower wings which is clearly the cuck soy boy choice. (It's me, I'm the soy boy, but I usually go with the black bean burger.)

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Alphas like putting bones in their mouths?

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It's "choosing the easy option" and "being soft". There's no deeper meaning that I can discern.

Evidently, "real men" choose "hardship" so they are ready when "hardship" chooses them?

Also I think the pictured "(Alpha Male)" account is intentional satire of the Tates of the world.

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Unfortunately the account isn't satire and he actually believes the things he's posting.

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[–] Novice_Idiot@lemmy.wtf 26 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

The (alpha male) got me. How the fuck does this guy take himself seriously?

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 20 points 18 hours ago (11 children)

We've always used gender pronouns, dumbass. Or does it not use them?

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[–] Microw@lemm.ee 93 points 1 day ago (24 children)

Ah yes, famously socially progressive Stalin

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