I joke with my girlfriend all the time about how 'I'M A MAN!'

Like yes, we get it - you are very insecure about the little guy in between your legs. Let's get those trans kids some rights so you can get some testosterone replacement. It's very easy, step one step two.

Alphas like putting bones in their mouths?

I'm only bone in, cuz I like dark meat.

It's "choosing the easy option" and "being soft". There's no deeper meaning that I can discern.

Evidently, "real men" choose "hardship" so they are ready when "hardship" chooses them?

Also I think the pictured "(Alpha Male)" account is intentional satire of the Tates of the world.

Real men pay extra for half the food and have to wipe there hands every 15 seconds so they can touch things without getting sauce everywhere.

Boneless is inherently superior because I love boobies and therefore only eat breast.

I honestly prefer boneless, not that I don’t like a good bone-in wing now and again. I suppose there’s some weird masculine pride that dudes get eating bone-in wings, and eating boneless goes against that?

This isn't the same guy saying that society is doomed because people don't take 7yos to Hooters anymore?

Bro looks like a lawer you'd see on a billboard

Turks are the perfect alphas confirmed (we don't have gender in our language). He, she, it, all the same to us.

I don't disagree but they're basically chicken nuggets.

Stalin was a misunderstood man on the search for bolshevik boypussi

Meme accelerationism