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Leopards Ate My Face

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We all know he's bullshitting about the $50k. Judge should offer indentured servitude instead and let's see going that $50k comes out.

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[–] teft@lemmy.world 135 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 29 points 1 year ago

"Nobody will lend me any money anymore," Lindell claimed. 🥹

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

What's that he is playing? That has to be the world's smallest .... oh, I get it now!

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

LOL I didn't see that violin at first.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 year ago

No wonder, it's awfully small!

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 65 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Oh look it's the guy who promoted his pillows at 14.88 USD and various other dogwhistle prices.

I hope he dies in his self inflicted poverty. And preferably soon.

[–] TTom0602@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I saw some clearance products at a store marked down to that price. It made me wonder.

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[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Poster child for post Trump partnership. He's dumb, belligerent and broke now.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Speaking of Rudy, what's that ghoul doing lately?

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He's currently hiding an expensive Yankees jersey he was ordered to sell i think? Hard to keep up.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hear he's running a one man bikini car wash. If you tip him a dollar he does it topless.

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[–] Mister_Feeny@fedia.io 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He claimed he has "nothing" except for two houses, which he claimed are in the process of being liquidated, and a truck.

Motherfucker owning multiple houses crying about how he has "nothing". Fucking hell. But I guess if they're being liquidated he should have the funds to pay his fine pretty soon, right? Right?

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 32 points 1 year ago
[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Get fuckin wrecked bitch

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago

Go and cry on your lumpy pillows, Mike...

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer douchebag.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One more life ruined in ruined serving Trump. No sympathy for Lindell, he went from gullible rube to gleeful collaborator. But I'll never stop being amazed at how many tourched their life in order to "protect" Trump.

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago
[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Mikes had to down grade from cocaine to cocaine cut with baking soda, to baking soda cut with Ajax cleaner, to sucking dick under a railroad bridge for a cigarette butt.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude seriously just had to shut up and keep making bad pillows to stay rich. It's amazing how people can self destruct.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 9 points 1 year ago

Hahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah! Go fuck yourself you stupid piece of shit! Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahh!

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

he should count himself lucky. as the French would tell you, crying is something that only people who still have their heads attached to their body can do.

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean Trump didn't bail him out? I'm sure he just forgot...

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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

“You just hate to see it.”

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[–] pntha@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

guy probably just moved all his money offshore through shell companies and claiming to be broke

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

you were also no use to trump in the first term too.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 1 year ago

Isn't it usually "X years prison or a fine of $$$"? I don't see a problem here.

[–] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is he broke? Probably not. Let's hope any appeals will require him to front the cash.

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