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We all know he's bullshitting about the $50k. Judge should offer indentured servitude instead and let's see going that $50k comes out.

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[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

mike lindell was so addicted to cocaine, that his drug dealer denied him drugs

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Because he didn't want to get arrested for killing Lindell, most likely. Not actually, but you know how the law sees these things.

Maybe he really did like Lindell, who knows. But drug dealers aren't usually known for empathy.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Doesn’t make sense to kill profitable customers either.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

especially a crack addicted fiend.

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There are always more, and that's life. Shit happens.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i picture mike calling the dealer , 24/7 to ask for more drugs after he got a "hit".

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

"help i just did 30mg, i need 100mg, stat."-lindell.