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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 46 points 6 days ago

shit guys, i'm starting to detransition. my masculinity is coming back now that shit is expensive

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 46 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Any job that isn't hitting things with a hammer is woke

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 33 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

worse than that, it might be gay as well. very serious people.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I hit stuff with a hammer for a living and I hate to break it to them, but:

spoilerI'm gay as hell.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

Care-Comrade Hammers are woke though

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 43 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It would be so satisfying to ask them how much makeup they're wearing during one of these segments.

[–] GeneralSwitch2Boycott@hexbear.net 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What if it's american-made makeup tho.

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They made it out of their own urine, the manly way

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is a Kelly comic in the flesh.

[–] MoonElf@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

.o(Swole Toll)

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 37 points 6 days ago

Nothing more manly than shooting yourself in the foot and then pretending it is a good thing. And I'm not saying that ironically that's actually very manly and one of many reasons that toxic masculinity is such a huge fucking problem.

So yeah I guess technically correct?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You heard it here folks, Trump put a pause on masculinity

Trump confirmed to be part of the ForceFemme Globo-Homo Agenda

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

but he paused them.. so... feminine side is stronger?

[–] Octopus_Man@lemm.ee 15 points 6 days ago

Girlboss energy

[–] Bloobish@hexbear.net 31 points 6 days ago

Fascist ideology is once again based upon a sexual pathology

Shut the fuck up, this cannot be real... Chat is this real?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 6 days ago

It owns how the right is framing this, not only is it nbd you're also a beta male if you don't like Trump and co. insider trading and gambling with your life.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago

hard times create hard men.
hard men have hard dicks.
hard dicks bust hard all the time. Q.E.D.

  • Max "Blu Chew" Pounder
    Correspondent, Fox News Goon Cave #2
[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 28 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Hard times create strong men

So why not just launch the nukes and create nuclear winter. I'm sure whatever mutant hominid that survived the nuclear winter will be tougher than present day humans

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago
[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 24 points 6 days ago

I've been trying to upload a gif response to this and it worked literally once but it wasn't the right gif and now I can't get either gif to upload no matter what and I give up

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 6 days ago

Maybe that pundit should go build a factory and get a "manly" job mining coal

[–] someone@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I thought I had seen it all. I was wrong.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

We need an emoji of Sam Neill from the end of Event Horizon for these times

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

grill-broke But how can I resolve my masculinity crisis when the tariffs prevent me from being able to purchase a pickup truck so large and loud that it could be mistaken for a school bus?!

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

So what now? He just paused a bunch of them

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

he has a point, going to the grocery and realizing everything is more expensive now and having to cope with it is a manliness test

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Why can’t they just go to the gym like normal people? Want to relive your jock days? Want to be a macho man? Pick up the weights you insist on tariffing.

Ima keep it real with you, GOP. I do NOT see how this will help me get The Ladies^TM^.

[–] blame@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

hell yea, brether

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Obviously he means all the men joining the mass protests and antifa and the DSA.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

TRUMP owned by FACTS AND LOGIC!!

Trump is creating hard times, so he must be weak men!