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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The ocean has killed more billionaires than the Moon has.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

Scoreboard, scoreboard.

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[–] MisanthropiCynic@lemm.ee 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Whales suffocate to death; they don’t drown.

Human breathing is controlled by the autonomic nervous system. We have to hold our breath on purpose to stop ourselves from automatically breathing. This makes us passive breathers. Whales, however, are active breathers. They must choose to inhale which is why they can sleep without sucking in air. When they get too old, sick, or weak to surface, they suffocate.

Bonus fact: whales can’t breathe through their mouths; it goes straight to the stomach. The blowhole is the only respiratory tract.

Bonus bonus: a blue whale’s throat is so small it could choke to death on a grapefruit.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bonus bonus: a blue whale’s throat is so small it could choke to death on a grapefruit.

I'm sure their throat can be blocked that way; but if they can't breathe through their mouth anyway, is it actually choking? Or just terminally blocked?

[–] MisanthropiCynic@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fair point. I didn’t even consider the ramifications of wording it like that instead of just saying it has a small throat. I tend to use analogies a lot

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Nah, it makes sense, and ice heard this phrasing before - just always wondered if they meant the poor whale couldn't breathe, or basically just had indigestion!

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[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Sharks are older than trees and the north star.

[–] Troz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

And Saturn's rings!

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[–] Homefry@infosec.pub 10 points 6 days ago

The Blue Whale is so large, that if you laid one out on a standard NBA basketball court, the game would be postponed.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 6 days ago

goes to moon

Sea of Tranquility

Nooooooo!

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A teaspoon of seawater typically contains about fifty million viruses

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_viruses

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago

Well yeah our water companies keep dumping raw sewage into them

[–] ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Earth's atmosphere is an ocean of gas. The ocean is an atmosphere of liquid. Words are made up.

Yea, for a reason.

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