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[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 181 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 90 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Failed again.

It's an image.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's clearly just binary code.

[–] tonyn@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

More like quarks and other shit.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)

This is all just a collective hallucination

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[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago
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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 40 points 1 week ago (5 children)

maybe a pebble. need banana for scale

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] lemmydripzdotz456@lemmy.world 104 points 1 week ago (6 children)

That's not a rock. That's a picture of a rock.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To further the spirit of the topic:

picture: An individual painting, drawing, or other representation on a surface, of an object or objects; esp. such a representation as a work of art. (Now the prevailing sense.)

image: An optical appearance or counterpart of an object, such as is produced by rays of light either reflected as from a mirror, refracted as through a lens, or falling on a surface after passing through a small aperture. Such an appearance may also be a mere subjective impression on the sense of sight, as an after-image (q.v.), and the negative image or accidental image seen after looking intently at a bright-coloured object, and having a colour complementary to that of the object. An image produced by reflexion or refraction is called in Optics a real image when the rays from each point of the object actually meet at a point, a virtual image when they diverge as if from a point beyond the reflecting or refracting body.

Source: the interweb. Fight me.

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[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago

It’s a MINERAL, Marie.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You're awfully brave for someone who's within rock range.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (6 children)
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[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] griff@lemmings.world 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NO IT'S A STONE NOT A ROCK

[–] SirQuack@feddit.nl 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

EVERY STONE IS A ROCK YOU STONE BRAINED ROCK

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (6 children)

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

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[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you think I'd just accept that at face value? Do you take me for a fool? That is an egg! You've painted it to look like a rock because you are afraid that I will steal it. You thought I would think it was a rock. But it is an egg.

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[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago
[–] chrisgpz@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Obviously, that is a photograph of a stone.

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[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's actually a pebble, not a rock

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Pebbles are small enough to fit in your mouth. This is clearly a stone.

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[–] Wolverdiddlyino@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.

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[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

They're minerals Marie!

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

This is not a rock. It is just a pebble.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.

It's a jpeg.

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[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I have to say it. That's a really nice rock.

Well rounded

Uniform oval shape

Well distributed grain

Minimal color invariance

Pauli's exclusion principle compliant

Higher than average support threshold

Aerodynamic

Hydrodynamic

No moss (that's always a plus)

No visible cracks, dents or imperfections

Negative wobblyness

3 dimensional

Positive spinniness

Nice all around silicate spectrum

Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential

High end projectile index (above 0.95, that's factoring window breaking potential)

Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that's garlic grade)

Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters

Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)

Gravitationally bound to Earth system

Free range Baryonic matter contents

All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the +-wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better

Rate: 5/7

7/7 with rice

Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢

Judgement: 👍

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[–] sytone@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not a rock, do your research

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[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's a boulder, but just not quite as large as most boulders.

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 14 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Clearly its not a rock as it is too smooth to be from nature and has been polished by hand.

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[–] SneakyWeasel@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

Its actually nothing like this rock. This is just a trubute!

[–] AlbertSpangler@lemmings.world 14 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] groolthedemon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Rocks aren't real people!!!! Wake the fuck up and follow your instincts! It's all a conspiracy conjured up by big GEOLOGY!

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[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You’re out of your element, fleshoid.

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[–] SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Sorry its a pebble.

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Go fuck yourself you rock loving perv, take your big stone post and deposit your filthy sediment somewhere else!

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago
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