Boo fucking hooo. He had no issues when "Judge" rubber stamp Cannon was handed the most important cases he ever faced and held up to her name, literally defending him as opposed to actually being a judge...
Crybaby "strongman."
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Crybaby "strongman."
I saw someone else say "crybully" and I liked that phrase.
"No way to win!"
Wild suggestion, but have you tried, I dunno, not flagrantly breaking the law and then ignoring the court orders that are handed down after breaking the law?
When Peter Navarro was in court for his treason, he would attempt to address the reporters every day, so he could beg for money. Every day, there was a woman who stood behind him, yellling or blowing a whistle whenever he talked, and holding up signs.
He's a short little dick, and she was tall, so he tried to yank a sign out of her hands, but she just held it up out of his reach, and said "Havent you committed enough crime today?"
Fucking HILARIOUS, and all in front of the media. The most effective strategy was blowing the whistle as he tried to talk, because it totally drowned him out. Most days he just walked away in frustration.
He really is the living embodiment of, "I've tried nothing, and I'm all out of ideas!"
To quote a very wise lawyer, one famous in legal circles, "STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!"
See, he ASSUMES there's "no way to win" and that this judge will always, regardless of anything else, strike down things because they're "against republicans/trump/whoever"
Why?
Because that's exactly what they would do, are doing, plan to do in the future, and can't imagine a world where someone else isn't just as shitty as they are.
Projection. Insecurity.
I mean, there's no way to win, but that's because this is one of those things that can't be ignored and absolutely should result in consequences. I'm not hopeful that real consequences will be had though.
This exact judge previously shot down an attempt to obtain Trump's tax returns.
It's like he must be looking at something besides the caption to decide these cases. I wonder what that could be?? So mysterious.
When you've done the illegal thing it really cuts down on the number of winning options.
One does not normally win a court case by stacking the deck in your favor with a judge who agrees with you, but by being within the law. Have you tried not being wrong? I hear that helps quite a bit.
Ok, I came here to say the exact same thing, but you said it much better than I would have.
Low-key starting to fear for that judge's safety.
I mean, my position is that if that fascists start offing Judges who are actually doing their job, it becomes open season on the overtly partisan fascist judges.
Yes, I understand what that means. But if we get there, I don’t think open warfare would be too far behind.
I wonder what's the American equivalent to polonium tea and windows
It's just getting shot. Americans aren't a subtle people.
Now for the news: The judge was found dead this morning after committing suicide by shooting himself in the back 14 times.
Police say he bound his hands and stuffed himself in a bag. He also left behind a note in dissimilar handwriting that stated "this was not foul play." Experts say professional stress can lead to these events, and it may not be the last time we see it. If you or a loved one...
Dont forget car accidents. Spontaneous car accidents.
Stochastic terrorism.
Sent to a school?
Break in gone wrong
Perhaps he should jump off a bridge.
Along with his supporters.
I wonder where all the “Hilary used her own mail server” people are right now?
Privately laughing at you for thinking they give a shit about the rampant hypocrisy.
Half a meter up their own ass, explaining how the content shared "wasn't really war plans" so it basically doesn't count.
Laughing their stupid cunts off at having owned the libs, completely unaware of how fucked they are?
Yes, of course it's rigged. Truth has a well known bias towards, well, the truth.
Fucking crybaby.
He just needs it to get to scotus.
Illustrators missed an opportunity to make his hands extra tiny.
And put him in black face because you know he doesn't have a problem with it.
I actually like this one just as much but couldn't find it before.
Judge Cannon:
See also: Judge Kacsmaryk
If you don't break the law you have nothing to worry about. Isn't that what they like to say?
No way to win other than to NOT BREAK THE LAW in the first place.