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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 94 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You made an excellent cake, it looks just like what you were totally going for from the start:

the dog from undertale, a blob with four equidistant legs on the bottom, two ears and a pointy tail

[–] Robin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I can hear this image

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 42 points 1 month ago

there's something wrong with your cat

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I don't think my grandma could do better without the mold. No shame if you don't have one – it's not common to have much storage nowadays!

Not to mention, many people do worse with the mold.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

Umm... oh...

I guess I'll give you the permission to eat this one head-first, as opposed to the socially accepted ass-first

I hope it's delicious at least

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

This looks like a trick version of reCapcha. "Click on all the lamb cakes".

[–] 2deck@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

What would you like for your birthday honey?

Nightmares?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Most of these just look like slugcats.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago
[–] iamdisappoint@reddthat.com 13 points 1 month ago

Not great, but not baaaaad... 🐑

E for Effort!

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

It's adorable! 🐑❤️

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A valiant effort, but how does it taste?

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Be careful how big a slice you eat then, lest you be visited by the ghost of Walter Brimley 👻

[–] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wilford* Brimley. But I still enjoyed your joke. :)

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Walter Brimley from the accounts payable department was only pre-diabetic before he died.

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah, damn. Was this close

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If this is a lemming, which instance is it?

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What kind of frosting is that?

I had cupcakes with that as a kid and they were amazing and I can taste them just linking at this picture

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Betty Crocker Rainbow Chip.

[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Has always been my favorite frosting in a can. Can’t always find it though, and the only recipe I found for it online takes sooo much work.

[–] kane@femboys.biz 5 points 1 month ago

This is how I feel mine would look if I tried to do this.

Awesome!!

Killen it, 10/10 would lamb.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This has some nice Daniel Tiger's Tiger Cake vibes (but a lamb).

[–] GarbageReceptacle@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

Are you Toby fox by any chance?

[–] Jhuskindle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] owl@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

I'd smash! Looks delicious 😋

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there lamb underneath the frosting?

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

This is the desert cake. The savory lamb loaf was for dinner.

[–] N0x0n@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

That's the spirit !!

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

[INSULT]

Boom. Roasted, OP. No comin back from that one.