Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
Yokai
I probably say something
And it gets me in trouble
Suicide.
In a blaze of TexMex
Shmurdered Murdered....
Uhhhh.
Brake failure on a mountain road.
Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
Not sure how but I will be underground, nostalgic and depressed when I do.
Oh, no…
Having the time of my life
Self Explanatory actually.
I have a heart attack after getting pissed off, at some sort of station.
Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
Oh god
RIP
Obesity, and bounciness.
Sleeping with the fishes
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
No idea
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀
Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
You wouldn't understand
By a spear, then repawn after 3 days
I guess I'll explode
Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
spoiler
Aka: The Chidi Death
....that last step will be a doozy.
By Japanese sword thrust
Don't! Commiting sudoku is not the answer D:
Too many pineapples
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
hmmm...
Alcoholism.
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
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