Too many pineapples
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Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
By Japanese sword thrust
Alcoholism.
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
Strangled by my hoodie?
Or you jumped
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
Oh this is an easy one
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
You wouldn't understand
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
Thor dropping a mountain on my head.
Unlucky
Too many to count.
Same here
I love that you two found each other in such an amusing way
hmmm...
Mine's pretty open-ended.
I'm going to go with gassing in a concentration camp for opposing the fascists.
History repeats itself.
Maybe you die in a dark room
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Hey, somebody left some perfectly good Swiss on this block of wood. How convenient, don’t mind if I d….*
Mind control cereal
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
Nihilistic fruit
Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
My character makes a sandwich. I reach for the peanut butter...
Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest
It will be a hell of a party!
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.
Unfortunately, that's a vibe killer now, because it doesn't feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.
Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.
If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.
If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
Jesus Christ, that'll be gruesome...
If it's on camera you'll be hugely famous
I'll be killed by a bunch of odd, possibly shapeless movie props.
A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
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