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[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 50 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That’s perfect. My dick is 10 inches in diameter

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago
[-] PFShady@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Tuna can. I can’t bottom out but I can hit the sides.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 10 months ago

'like a baby holding an apple!'

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Like tossing a hot dog into a hallway

[-] Osea_3@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago
[-] kerplunk@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago

Washing dirty dog paws. Fill it with water, put the paw in, spin it. Actually works great.

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 14 points 10 months ago

Looks comfy, why don't they make a wider version for human hands? Hand-brush to clean your people paws...

Yeah I'm totally not a furry...

[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

It's truly unfortunate my mind is so dirty cause these actually work amazingly. But everytime I see it my mind drops into the gutter lol

[-] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

For cleaning dog’s feet when they come in the house.

[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

We have one. It works but it's a pain in the ass either way. I prefer a wet towel and a dry towel. This thing results in having to mop the floor, and you have to dry the paws anyway. Also I have older dogs and that makes it much harder to use. 2/5

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

When you're about to come on your dogs paw you put it in water and

[-] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

* record scratches, music stops *

[-] naonintendois@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

Cleaning dog paws. You fill it with water and move it up and down the paw. The little arms clean off the dirt.

[-] s_s@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

If seen 5 gallon bucket sized things like this. For defeathering chickens.

[-] SGG@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago
[-] rockmeat@feddit.de 4 points 10 months ago

remember to protect yourself and others!

use a condom

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 months ago
[-] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

[squirts soap inside] WHEEE!!! The willy car wash is open!!!

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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