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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 3 points 51 minutes ago

Like something out of fieldwork fail.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 41 points 19 hours ago

If you put the hat on his head, it was a gift and he's not stealing anything. No take-backsies!

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 85 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what's better: The alligator wearing the hat, the conservation instructor seemingly grabbing its tail to stop it, or the alligator just not giving a shit and carrying on with its day.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

God day sir, I said good day!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

What's the charge? Eating a hat? A succulent conservationist hat‽

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 21 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Alligator: I've warned you Jeff, next time you put your stupid Indiana Jones hat on me I'm gonna put it in the river!

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

In college I did my internship working at a reptile house that did educational events at schools, libraries, fairs, etc. We had several alligators but only one that was allowed to wander the grounds (supervised). The property has a creek with high banks running through it that is all snow melt in the summer, and it was my job to go drag Spike out of the water and into the sun when he'd go sit in the icy water too long and couldn't get himself back over the bank.

Seeing that person with a gator by the tail trying to keep it out of the water brings that all flooding back. Spike wasn't that big though.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Did Spike know his name, also did he respond to it?

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 hours ago

I'm my few months there I don't think he responded to his name, but he knew the sound of us yelling at him from across the field - that would get his attention.

[–] Stormrvr@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I sense a Paddington style movie coming...

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Already exist Lyle Lyle Crocodile

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 19 hours ago

Wow, memory unlocked! I haven't thought about those books since I was a kid!

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 7 points 23 hours ago

When something like a hat may actually cost you an arm and a leg.

[–] Flummoxed@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Happens to people all the time on the bayou here, but we probably don't have conservation instructors, so I suppose the sentence is still unique.

[–] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 6 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Alligators steal hats all the time?

[–] Flummoxed@lemmy.today 3 points 6 hours ago

All the time around here... what, do you think I would just come on the internet and lie?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

that's how you tell them apart from crocodiles

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

They're in North America, not Egypt. One exists here, the other doesn't.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

At least my way, I get to keep my hat!

Also, I'm a geek, thanks. Geek = highly trained nerd.