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[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 69 points 4 days ago

Not that bizarre of an explanation. The workplace is a porn studio. She found that it improves productivity if folks aren’t distracted while working. Seems reasonable.

[–] nimpnin@sopuli.xyz 76 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If you work from home, all breaks can be masturbation breaks

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Ask Jeffrey Toobin.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 days ago

I'll just leave this skit here .https://youtu.be/P0PJovYgAFE

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 83 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Kinda makes sense if you're an ethical porn director.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 55 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This is going on the suggestion box at work.

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 51 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Good advice! 😂

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Are you also working in the porn industry?

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 21 points 4 days ago

Aren't we all? Rule 34.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

They’re making a business case to grow into new verticals.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Lol no, manufacturing

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] underfreyja@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ah lol it's Erika Lust. It's a sex positive porn company so that's not super strange actually 😅

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Uh gross. There are so many sex positive porn companies do you have a link so I can avoid this specific one.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, literally just google her name?

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You ever googled a porn person's name they are on every site

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Oh, I guess no one mentioned that she runs the company but she does.

Edit: actually that should be clear from the title, that she is the boss, not a porn actress.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

Her name. erikalust.com is her site.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

are we supposed to take breaks for that? TIL

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 21 points 4 days ago

Well, you should at least mute the microphone/turn off the camera on teams/zoom first. Just common courtesy.

That's a strange way to say the company offers remote work

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Better than doing it in a meeting, I guess.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Depends on the meeting.

[–] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Or a meating in their case

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Kevin! Did you help fill the donation box? Need some help?

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 8 points 4 days ago

What a wanker.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Being allowed to masturbate at work would just ruin the fun of it.

Is she joining me?