Aww, that's sweet. A real modern day love story.
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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A modern Romeo and Romeo
More like Romeo and Romiet
Romeow
enterprise resource planning??
Now you know how machinists feel about CNC.
Or psych students feel about CBT...
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What is 'ffw'
fast forward
It's actually easy to get laid, turns out you just have to not be afraid of people (which I am)
Odds are with some level of effort someone is willing to fuck you unless you throw off huge danger flags. Working on your personality, appearance, and social skills just make it so your odds go from largely the sort of people who'd fuck anyone to the sort of people who are more selective
Yeah I'm super scared too, emotions freak me out
Too real
Anon, you gotta lock that up. Get him preganat immediately
That might be difficult. But keep trying anyway.
be 20 y/o permavirgin
I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:
a) he got laid
b) he's no longer a virgin
c) he found happiness
d) he found someone to love and that loves him back
e) there are two more people happy in the world
but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.
Bring on the hate! I love you all!
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Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.
Gay: Self-evident.
Yes, that's what's gay about this, nothing else. /s
I mean... Nothing in this story implies femboy isn't a fed, and just really committed to the bit.
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20 years of virginity are rookie numbers, I'm getting those wizard powers at 30
Be careful to keept it then. My people are watching. If you lose your Virginity there go the powers.
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The solution to incels was femboy waifus all along.
Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck
To expand on that, there are no successful fem-men for good reason. So around the age of 30 "twink death" will set in, and anon will go longer like his former femboy, at least not for that part of him.
Unlike most gay men, he's probably not actually comfortable being with a man. They're not prepared to grow old together because he relies on his boyfriend's ability to maintain his suspension of disbelief. That will almost certainly no longer be possible after twink death no matter how hard he tries.
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I've spent like 5 minutes searching and still cannot get a definitive answer. wth is the qualifier that makes a sundress "anime?"
The zoomer incel gooner that spends weeks or months ERPing in discord consumes only anime as media and does not ever see an actual woman in an actual sundress, in media or the real world.
Thus, to them, all sundresses are anime sundresses.
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Real: Dude thought he was going to be a permavirgin at age 20
Gay: He's pinning a Discord femboy
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