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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 30 points 3 days ago (4 children)

To expand on that, there are no successful fem-men for good reason. So around the age of 30 "twink death" will set in, and anon will go longer like his former femboy, at least not for that part of him.

Unlike most gay men, he's probably not actually comfortable being with a man. They're not prepared to grow old together because he relies on his boyfriend's ability to maintain his suspension of disbelief. That will almost certainly no longer be possible after twink death no matter how hard he tries.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 13 points 3 days ago

Nah, anon is probably legit bi. Note how the dress came off and he got more horny. Bi but homophobic.

[–] Turbonics@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

I only know of twink death, twink wall sounds like the same thing.

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you SEEN some of the drag queens out there!? Quickest one I can think of is Monet X Change. Dudes 34 and built like a man but still damn fine looking when all dressed up.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago

You're a drag fan, you're blind to it.

Or, well, I guess that's not necessarily universally true for all drag fans, but if you think Monet is a good counter example it's certainly true for you. It's exactly what I meant with "no matter how much he tries". Monet clearly tries very hard.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

there are no successful fem-men for good reason.

Shut the actual fuck up.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My condolences for the stray that struck your poor nerve.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why the fuck do you believe feminine men can't be successful? That's so sexist.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What kind of success do you think I was talking about?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 0 points 1 day ago

Why don't you just tell me if you think I've misunderstood something?

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 days ago

WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING EGG EMOJIS???!!!??!!