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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Thank god "shit" is censored (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 87 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.

Gay: Self-evident.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 20 hours ago

Yes, that's what's gay about this, nothing else. /s

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I mean... Nothing in this story implies femboy isn't a fed, and just really committed to the bit.

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

Gotta get that dna sample somehow.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

Playing the long game, in anticipation of the summer's national gay ban.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

bro is lost in the sauce

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Can confirm, met several people from discord, am now dead.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago

I hope you get better soon. Thoughts and prayers.

[–] PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And you can only communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy? Fate, tis a cruel bitch.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

...you can communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy?

sh itjust works

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Could have it worse, in hell they can only communicate via Xitter.

[–] PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world 1 points 3 days ago

That's debatable. I'm honestly not sure which platform talks about Trump/Musk more. It's exhausting.