Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone put a thin white line over it. I was about to shit a brick.
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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Bold comment considering your username.
Always make sure to check your disk drives for errors before you have issues
Or in other words:
You best filesystem check yourself before you filesystem wreck yourself.
I'm sick of it too
They didn’t want to open a portal to hell via a spirit of ~~shit~~
They think metal is all about devil and demon and hell.
Metal in reality: i'll make a journey and find this holy sword to defeat evil and uphold justice.
Alternatively: I'm a dwarf and i digging a hole.
I listen to metal with themes of "my life has go so horribly wrong and all i know is pain" and "hot goth vampire girls". Sometimes both at the same time.
Metal is EVIL!!!! Also metal- 30min prog rock song about the singers devoted mother dying and going to haven to get her wings
It's wonderful how misunderstood a lot of the 'evil' metal bands are. Bands like Cradle of Filth and Cattle Decapitation have ostensibly repulsive artwork and song titles/lyrics, but the themes and meaning behind the songs meander between tongue-in-cheek fun to philosophical pondering to outright castigation of humanity's treatment of the natural world. Judging a book by its cover and all that stuff...
Then again, there's Behemoth, who literally describe summoning demons and other pagan and satanic rites in their songs. But good grief, the music is so good.
The origins of metal have more moral correctness than the "Christian" US. Scroll all the way back to 1970, "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath. Song very plainly and literally about the corruption of the political establishment and the evil of war. That undercurrent never went away, all the way to the present.
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And then there is a 91 year old Christopher Lee that is singing about his Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather, Charlemagne.
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🎵diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole🎵
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You can say shit on the internet.
Uncensored version
Ow, my eyes! Censor your fucking shame, you damn poop-eating bastard child birthed from your mother's poopy asshole!
It’s opening a portal to hell.
Oh god.
Oh god no.
One of the demons got loose!
No! Don't ask him about his private jet!
Goddamnit.
Now we've got to reboot Buffy.
Dear fucking God. How dare you post that disgusting filth. Get that fucking ifunny shit out of my meme
You can say shit outside of the Internet too. Shit's crazy that way.
Sir this is a Christian Minecraft server
POLICE!!!! THIS POST RIGHT HERE!!! THEY DID A NAUGHTY!!!!
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This is why I hate religion. It turned this person's brain to mush. If you are willing to believe a man walked on water why would it be hard to believe the bullshit Trump spews out?
Religion removes your critical thinking skills making you a prime target for con artists.
Damn, American conservatives are weird as fuck.
did anyone find out what metal they were listening to? 👀 asking for a friemd
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I don't like metal. But if it rips portals open, I'll start listening anyway.
Rip & Tear!
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My dad is a born-again Christian and he threw out all his Black Sabbath records when he (re)converted. I started listening to classic metal in college, and I eventually had to ask my dad... "You threw out this? This is some of the lyrically-mildest stuff I've ever listened to." He just kinda shrugged, and admitted that he overreacted a bit, but this is still 100% the way lots of the evangelicals I grew up with think about anything that's not explicitly marketed as "Christian."
God damnit, I've spent all this time listening to metal and still haven't gotten my portal yet??!?
Shit
Wait, does that mean that Doom 2016 is based on true events, then? Because the H E A V Y M E T A L always plays when a portal opens up with loads of demons!
Doom 2016 isn't a video game. It's a documentary, and it was happening in real time.
You have to use an LP and play it backwards for the portals to open or else it won't work.
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Slayer is a Christian band, just saying.
If you're into Satan, you're subscribing to Christian concepts. An atheist does not believe in God and in extension, Satan does not exist either.
Are they like a knock-off version of Stryper?
What does the guy need in his life? There's a glitch with the photo that cuts off right when he says. Did anyone follow-up and ask him what he needed?
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